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So! Today I was getting dressed, right? Nothing unusual. I had considered taking a bath, but since it was so miserably cold outside I decided to wait until there was a bit more of sun and less howling winds and all. So I started getting dressed looking in the mirror.
And then I notice that I have a bruise. Now, considering that even though I have brown skin, it's kind of ridiculously easy for me to bruise, specially my legs an such. But this bruise? Wasn't over my legs or say, an arm or an easily understandable place.
Oh no, the bruise? Was on my neck. At first I thought it might be dirt or dead skin or something like that, so I rubbed at it with some lotion. And that's when I realized that it was kinda tender!
But, again. This bruise? It's on the side of my neck. a little below my jaw. Not exactly a place where I could get hit without taking notice or anything, right?
So then, as I'm poking at this mostly unusual bruise, I discovered that I have another bruise! This one over my collarbone! And it's actually kind of really resembling a lovebite! And that the bruise on my neck looks like a hickey!
This wouldn't be so surprising if a) I wasn't single, b) I wasn't REALLY single and c) my last relationship was over four years ago. And I'm pretty sure I've not been sleepwalking at all this year, for not mentioning: I live with my dad and sisters, so, and my cats haven't been sleeping with me for the past five or six days or so.
Conclussion: Dearest world, if I'm having some kind of out-of-body-experience sex thingy while I sleep or anything... would it be too much to ask for me to at least remember it? I mean, it's only fair.
And then I notice that I have a bruise. Now, considering that even though I have brown skin, it's kind of ridiculously easy for me to bruise, specially my legs an such. But this bruise? Wasn't over my legs or say, an arm or an easily understandable place.
Oh no, the bruise? Was on my neck. At first I thought it might be dirt or dead skin or something like that, so I rubbed at it with some lotion. And that's when I realized that it was kinda tender!
But, again. This bruise? It's on the side of my neck. a little below my jaw. Not exactly a place where I could get hit without taking notice or anything, right?
So then, as I'm poking at this mostly unusual bruise, I discovered that I have another bruise! This one over my collarbone! And it's actually kind of really resembling a lovebite! And that the bruise on my neck looks like a hickey!
This wouldn't be so surprising if a) I wasn't single, b) I wasn't REALLY single and c) my last relationship was over four years ago. And I'm pretty sure I've not been sleepwalking at all this year, for not mentioning: I live with my dad and sisters, so, and my cats haven't been sleeping with me for the past five or six days or so.
Conclussion: Dearest world, if I'm having some kind of out-of-body-experience sex thingy while I sleep or anything... would it be too much to ask for me to at least remember it? I mean, it's only fair.