Excuse me, but could I rant for a little while? Thank you.
Freaking freaking freakster Pants. I freaking hate that guy. I cannot BELIEVE he SAID that to you! I mean, SERIOUSLY, Holly. You were just in St. Louis. And ALL my friends and my family are in LOVE with you. And they were all like, "she is the freaking most flexible sweetest person EVER". I'm serious, Holl. And you are freaking the LEAST DIFFICULT person I KNOW. Do you understand me, Holl? LEAST FREAKING DIFFICULT PERSON EVER!!! AND I AM FREAKING GOING TO TEAR THIS GUY'S HEAD OFF THE NEXT TIME I SEE HIM!!! I AM SERIOUS, HOLLY!!!
Ok, sorry. End ranting now. Can't promise there won't be more later.
total dumbass. he probably wants to marry you (or the most he'd admit to himself, "someone like you"), but what is truly true is that HE is difficult. Pants is totally gonna get a smackdown from all of your bff's!!!!
Nonono--that's the point; I'm not (usually). Usually I make fun of those people. I think. Also, what is what? Holl? Other than the best nickname ever...
I sympathize with you, I really do; your name doesn't lend itself to a nickname. But you just have to accept it! Dropping one letter off of the end of your name does not a nickname make.
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Freaking freaking freakster Pants. I freaking hate that guy. I cannot BELIEVE he SAID that to you! I mean, SERIOUSLY, Holly. You were just in St. Louis. And ALL my friends and my family are in LOVE with you. And they were all like, "she is the freaking most flexible sweetest person EVER". I'm serious, Holl. And you are freaking the LEAST DIFFICULT person I KNOW. Do you understand me, Holl? LEAST FREAKING DIFFICULT PERSON EVER!!! AND I AM FREAKING GOING TO TEAR THIS GUY'S HEAD OFF THE NEXT TIME I SEE HIM!!! I AM SERIOUS, HOLLY!!!
Ok, sorry. End ranting now. Can't promise there won't be more later.
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and I LOVE YOU
and THAT'S EVERYTHING I NEEDED TO HEAR
!!!
I think I can go to sleep with 8,495% less angst now...
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Seriously, you're the interesting kind of interesting, but that's about as close to a grain of truth as he had there (i.e. not very close).
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total dumbass. he probably wants to marry you (or the most he'd admit to himself, "someone like you"), but what is truly true is that HE is difficult. Pants is totally gonna get a smackdown from all of your bff's!!!!
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That's all I have to say.
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Seriously though, Holl? What is that!? Fuck!
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