post-party regrets, I mean, quiz!
OK everybody, time for a quiz about last night's party! Remember, copious substances were involved.
1. To whom did I say, "I would totally make out with you!", and then sit on his lap?
A) Housemate Crush
B) Bearded Crush
C) Stoner Crush
D) All of the above
2. To whom did I ask, "Why did you stop calling me?" and later, "You're a bastard, but I still hope you have a good night"?
A) The Dominos delivery guy
B) Bearded Crush
C) Stoner Crush
D) A random passerby
3. Who told me it will be a while before I get married because I am "difficult" (specifically, the "difficult kind of 'weird'") and continued to expound upon that despite my obvious and increasing dismay?
A) Housemate Crush
B) Bearded Crush
C) Stoner Crush
D) The Dominos delivery guy
Answers:
1. A, Housemate Crush. No actual making out occurred, though now I don't know how to interact with him (probably will default to the "pretend it never happened" route)
2. C, Stoner Crush. He said he didn't know why he stopped calling...a likely story. Hugs were exchanged anyway.
3. B, Bearded Crush. I told him I wanted to cry as I slumped dejectedly against the refrigerator, but he kept elaborating. When he was momentarily distracted, I snuck out the back door and in my room's back door (v. handy) so I could go to bed undetected. Stayed in my room this morning til I knew he was gone. Mean people don't get goodbyes. Frick, if I'm difficult, so is he! Ugh.
1. To whom did I say, "I would totally make out with you!", and then sit on his lap?
A) Housemate Crush
B) Bearded Crush
C) Stoner Crush
D) All of the above
2. To whom did I ask, "Why did you stop calling me?" and later, "You're a bastard, but I still hope you have a good night"?
A) The Dominos delivery guy
B) Bearded Crush
C) Stoner Crush
D) A random passerby
3. Who told me it will be a while before I get married because I am "difficult" (specifically, the "difficult kind of 'weird'") and continued to expound upon that despite my obvious and increasing dismay?
A) Housemate Crush
B) Bearded Crush
C) Stoner Crush
D) The Dominos delivery guy
Answers:
1. A, Housemate Crush. No actual making out occurred, though now I don't know how to interact with him (probably will default to the "pretend it never happened" route)
2. C, Stoner Crush. He said he didn't know why he stopped calling...a likely story. Hugs were exchanged anyway.
3. B, Bearded Crush. I told him I wanted to cry as I slumped dejectedly against the refrigerator, but he kept elaborating. When he was momentarily distracted, I snuck out the back door and in my room's back door (v. handy) so I could go to bed undetected. Stayed in my room this morning til I knew he was gone. Mean people don't get goodbyes. Frick, if I'm difficult, so is he! Ugh.