[text] // oo5

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YOU MORONS JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?
HOW SMALL DO YOUR THINK PANS EVEN HAVE TO BE.
I'M FLUSHING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER IN EMBARRASSMENT AT HAVING TO EXPLAIN THIS.
AGAIN.
FOR EVERY ONE OF YOU NEANDERTHRASHING FUCKWITS WHO MISSED IT
THIS IS YOUR GREATEST RESOURCE AND EVERYONE SHOULD READ ITBECAUSE BEING UNINTENTIONALLY HIT ON IS STILL PRETTY FUCKING

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J3GUS K4RK4T C4LM DOWN >:\
WH4T H4PP3N3D NOW?

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FUCK YOU, I AM COMPLETELY CALM.
I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE CALM.
I'M SO CALM SPIDERS ARE USING ME AS FOUNDATIONS FOR THEIR SHITTY WEBS.
YOU COULD BALANCE AN ENTIRE GRUBLOAF ON MY HEAD AND IT WOULDN'T MOVE A GODDAMNED INCH.

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WOW WH4T 4R3 YOU 3V3N T4LK1NG 4BOUT?

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MY ZEN-LIKE STATE.
COME ON PYROPE YOU'RE FALLING OUT OF THE LOOP.

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1 ST4RT TO TUN3 YOU OUT WH3N YOU R4MBL3!

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FUCK YOU, I NEVER RAMBLE.
EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH IS AN IMPORTANT PIECE OF INFORMATION AND YOU SHOULD CHERISH IT.

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NOOOOP3

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THIS INFORMATION COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY.

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NOW YOU 4R3 JUST B31NG OV3RDR4M4T1C!

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YOU NEVER KNOW.

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OK4Y F1N3
SH4R3 TH1S L1F3 CH4NG1NG 1NFORM4T1ON W1TH M3

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I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.

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>:\
YOU 4R3 SO L4M3!

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FUCK YOU, YOU GOT ME ALL RILED UP.

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H3H3H3
SOM3T1M3S 1 LOV3 WH3N YOU G3T 4LL CUT3 4ND R4NTY!

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LET ME GUESS
IT'S ADORABLE?