[text] // oo5

[allies]

YOU MORONS JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?
HOW SMALL DO YOUR THINK PANS EVEN HAVE TO BE.
I'M FLUSHING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER IN EMBARRASSMENT AT HAVING TO EXPLAIN THIS.
AGAIN.
FOR EVERY ONE OF YOU NEANDERTHRASHING FUCKWITS WHO MISSED IT
THIS IS YOUR GREATEST RESOURCE AND EVERYONE SHOULD READ ITBECAUSE BEING UNINTENTIONALLY HIT ON IS STILL PRETTY FUCKING

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[foretolds]

J3GUS K4RK4T C4LM DOWN >:\
WH4T H4PP3N3D NOW?

[allies]

FUCK YOU, I AM COMPLETELY CALM.
I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE CALM.
I'M SO CALM SPIDERS ARE USING ME AS FOUNDATIONS FOR THEIR SHITTY WEBS.
YOU COULD BALANCE AN ENTIRE GRUBLOAF ON MY HEAD AND IT WOULDN'T MOVE A GODDAMNED INCH.

[foretolds]

WOW WH4T 4R3 YOU 3V3N T4LK1NG 4BOUT?

[allies]

MY ZEN-LIKE STATE.
COME ON PYROPE YOU'RE FALLING OUT OF THE LOOP.

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[medicalhell]

You my dear troll, are the most intelligent being I've ever met.

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[allies]

ABOUT FUCKING TIME SOMEONE ELSE REALIZED.

[gr33nblood]

:33 < interspecies sloppy makeouts??
:33 < do i n33d to be updating my wall??

[allies]

FUCK NO.

[gr33nblood]

:33 < are you sure about that??

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[soulsymmetrical]

There is no need to use all caps. Also, if you are going to emphasize something, you only need to bold it with optional capitalization. Since you already underlined and italicized it, you might as well bold it to complete the formatting.

The blinking, however, is completely unnecessary.

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[allies]

MY TEXT IS BOLD BY DEFAULT.
I CAN HARDLY DOUBLE BOLD IT.
IF I COULD I WOULD BECAUSE APPARENTLY SOME PEOPLE STILL AREN'T GETTING IT.
ALSO FUCK YOU, THE BLINKING WAS NECESSARY.

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[soulsymmetrical]

I still do not see the necessity for either the constant capslock or the blinking.

Unless your caps function is actually stuck.

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[allies]

WELL IT CAUGHT YOUR ATTENTION, DIDN'T IT?
AND FUCK YOU, IT ISN'T STUCK THIS IS ENTIRELY INTENTIONAL.
IT IS THE TEXT PERSONIFICATION OF MY ETERNAL DISDAIN FOR EACH AND EVERY PERSON WHO EVER DARED TO EXIST.

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[nie_unschuldig]

What about nonsloppy makeouts?
Also, no one uses the word makeout.
And who the fuck would want to?

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[allies]

A LOT OF PEOPLE.
WE'RE A SUPERIOR RACE AFTER ALL, YOU PATHETIC HUMANS SHOULD BE JUMPING AT THE CHANCE.
EXCEPT DON'T BECAUSE THE NO SLOPPY MAKEOUTS RULE IS STILL IN PLACE.

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[nie_unschuldig]

You missed the first question.
And do some of us a favor and not lump us all together with the rest.
Some of us actually are superior to the others.

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[allies]

FUCK YOU, THAT WAS A STUPID QUESTION.
AND THAT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL INFERIOR TO MY RACE.