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[allies]

BECAUSE YOU MORONS KEEP ASKING AND ASKING AND ASKING
ALLOW ME TO EDUCATE YOUR FEEBLE THINK PANS IN THE COMPLEX ART OF TROLL ROMANCE.
MAYBE THIS WILL STOP YOU FUCKERS FROM ACCIDENTALLY HITTING ON US.
WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS UNCOMFORTABLE AND DISGUSTING.
NO INTERSPECIES SLOPPY MAKEOUTS ARE GOING TO HAPPEN WHILE I'M IN CHARGE, GOT IT?

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[allies]

FUCK YOU THIS WAS FOR YOUR BENEFIT.

[allies]

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S BEEN CONSTANTLY HITTING ON ME WITH ALL YOUR BLACK SOLICITATIONS.
TOO BAD MY HATE FOR YOU IS PLATONIC AND IT WOULD NEVER WORK BETWEEN US.
MOSTLY BECAUSE YOU'RE A MORON.

[allies]

YOU'RE FUCKING DELUSIONAL, STRIDER.

[allies]

WE DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING.

[allies]

KNOCK IT OFF WITH YOUR PATHETIC HUMAN METAPHORS I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT IF I WAS TRYING TO SOLICIT A BLACK RELATIONSHIP FROM YOU, EVENTUALLY IT WOULD ACTUALLY WORK.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, DAVE, I'M TAKEN ABACK.
TOO BAD THE NO INTERSPECIES SLOPPY MAKEOUTS RULE IS STILL IN PLACE.
ALSO TOO BAD I HATE YOU AND WOULDN'T LET YOU COME NEAR ME IF MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT.

[allies]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TESTICLES ARE, BUT I HOPE KICKING YOU THERE HURTS.
A LOT.

[allies]

DAVE THAT SOUNDS DISGUSTING.

[allies]

THAT'S RIGHT BECAUSE IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
EVER.
I HOPE YOU LIKE FEELING THAT WAY STRIDER BECAUSE IT'LL BE LIKE THAT FOR THE REST OF YOUR PATHETICALLY SHORT LIFE.