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Jul 09, 2011 07:34

BECAUSE YOU MORONS KEEP ASKING AND ASKING AND ASKING
ALLOW ME TO EDUCATE YOUR FEEBLE THINK PANS IN THE COMPLEX ART OF TROLL ROMANCE.
MAYBE THIS WILL STOP YOU FUCKERS FROM ACCIDENTALLY HITTING ON US.
WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS UNCOMFORTABLE AND DISGUSTING.
NO INTERSPECIES SLOPPY MAKEOUTS ARE GOING TO HAPPEN WHILE I'M IN CHARGE, GOT IT?

( for sanity's sake, the rest of this isn't in text, don't worry. )

psa, *troll romance, being karkat is suffering

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allies July 8 2011, 22:12:13 UTC

FUCK YOU THIS WAS FOR YOUR BENEFIT.

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allies July 8 2011, 23:13:58 UTC

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S BEEN CONSTANTLY HITTING ON ME WITH ALL YOUR BLACK SOLICITATIONS.
TOO BAD MY HATE FOR YOU IS PLATONIC AND IT WOULD NEVER WORK BETWEEN US.
MOSTLY BECAUSE YOU'RE A MORON.

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unhinges July 8 2011, 22:14:17 UTC

[ i bet you can guess what he's gonna say ]

BeSt fRiEnD.
HoNk hOnK.
:o)

allies July 8 2011, 22:19:48 UTC

YEAH, YEAH.
BEST FRIENDS.

unhinges July 8 2011, 22:25:33 UTC

HeY MoThErFuCkIn iNvErTeBrOtHeR, dO YoU AlL WaNt tO FuCkIn sLaM OpEn a fAyGo?
We cAn lIsTeN To tHaT CoOl hIsS As iT CrAcKs oPeN ToGeThEr.
AnD MaYbE GeT A CoUpLe oF SiCk fIrEs bUrNiNg.
HaHaHaHa.

allies July 8 2011, 22:29:21 UTC

CARBONATION.
IT'S FUCKING
GAS IN THE FUCKING BOTTLE.

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allies July 8 2011, 22:21:11 UTC

YES THAT IS YOU.
NOBODY ELSE WEARS STUPID GLASSES AND HAS STUPID HAIR LIKE THAT.
I THINK IT'S A PRETTY GREAT REPRESENTATION OF YOU.

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allies July 8 2011, 23:03:17 UTC

YES, QUEEN OBVIOUS.
THAT WAS WHAT WAS HAPPENING.

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gr33nblood July 8 2011, 22:16:01 UTC

:33 < karkat!!!
:33 < is this
:33 < does this mean you and gamz33 have finally??
:33 < is this a thing that is happening??

allies July 8 2011, 22:22:09 UTC

YEAH.
IT'S SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED BECAUSE OF SOMETHING THAT WILL HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE IF THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN NOW SO THIS IS HAPPENING.

gr33nblood July 8 2011, 22:25:43 UTC

:33 < oh!!
:33 < oh my god!!
:33 < i have to update my wall right now!!
:33 < even though i havent even really had much chance to do much with it
:33 < but this
:33 < i
:33 < this is really exciting!!

allies July 8 2011, 22:30:01 UTC

PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU HAVE A WALL HERE.

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nie_unschuldig July 8 2011, 22:16:34 UTC

Basically what you're saying is this kismesissitude thing is, in human terms, you hate each other so much you're either going to kill each other or have sex--so you might as well fuck.

Makes perfect sense.

is text okay? allies July 8 2011, 22:18:52 UTC

NO, THAT ISN'T WHAT I'M SAYING AT ALL.
FUCK YOU JUST FOR ASKING THAT.
A KISMESISSITUDE OCCURS WHEN YOU HATE SOMEONE SO MUCH, YOU WANT TO DEDICATE YOUR LIFE TO MAKING THEIRS SUCK.

yeah your's isn't bad nie_unschuldig July 8 2011, 22:21:33 UTC

For humans it's the same thing.
Although we call it marriage.

allies July 8 2011, 22:23:02 UTC

MARRIAGE?

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