This is required reading for meretricula, or anyone else who was ever interested in Lord of the Rings slash fiction. It's hysterical.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/gayfaggotinc/244326.html

Ta.

http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf

Simpler and more elegant than Pinguin-Smack.

Ta.