You shouldn't skank your way to the middle when you can bitch slap your way to the top.
"I am truly not one to give advice. I'm divorced and I stole my best friend's husband." - Denise Richards, at the Ratatouille premiere, when asked by TV's Extra if she had any post-jail advice for Paris Hilton.
I guess I should have been more specific with the last entry. Its a short story that I wrote at physics camp in 5th or 6th grade, and going through my files the other day I found it and it made me chuckle. I used to be obsessed with the name Amy and wished I was named that. I also used to spell my name Allie, before I was cool enough to know better. I'm assuming I wrote it based off a certain day's events (barring the explosion of the sun and all) but I have no recollection of being excited about astronomy, or actually anything remotely science-related. (Illustrated by the fact that next year I went to a literature camp.)
I haven't written much lately because, it sounds silly to say it, but I don't have the time. I work 40 hours a week. I get home around 5.30 and go to bed by 11 and usually spend that time catching up on blogs or watching tv or talking to friends. On the weekends I watch tv or read or just sleep all day. So I don't have the time or mental capacity to concentrate on writing anything of quality. I don't know why I feel compelled to continually explain or justify not writing - it seems very few notice when I do anyway. But there you have it.
Anyway, here's the usual link overload:
Supposedly going vegetarian will do more to help the environment than all those little green tips. Food for thought.
President Bush hates your freedoms.
How far away do you think this pizza place will deliver? All the way to Texas? Highlight from the article: "You'll never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator," he explained.
Girls, ever wish you could pee standing up? Now you can! Probably shoud have sent this to Maria before she left for Outward Bound...
There's something really disturbing about a teenage girl singing to Hilary Clinton "I think I want you, I think I need you. But dont take my word for it, watch it yourself. And on a sidenote, are the people (ok, it happens to only be people with vaginas) who are promoting Hilary solely because she's a woman as bad as the people who won't vote for her solely because of that? And do you think Hilary would block the impeachment of Bush and Cheney because that would make Pelosi the first woman president? BIPARTISAN CONSPIRACY!
Can you consistently insult people or groups every 7 seconds? Bill O'Reilly can. SURPRISE!
Damn the man, always taking away all of our fun. Better stock up before its too late!
The only time I've ever liked Kathy Griffin! And I agree with her about Ann Coulter being the naughty poster girl for neocons, I've actually thought that meself..
Phew! Maybe this nation isn't as dumb as I thought it was!
I was going to nominate Dayna but then I had to write a bunch of stuff. But, uhh, someone should.
Those goddamn sleazy krauts!
Can you tell the difference between a jam band fan and someone from the Taliban?
SERIOUSLY - What is this world coming to?!?
Adderall is THE DEVIL, YALL! I hate it when out of touch people stick their nose into college student stuff. This is all Al Gore III's fault.
For Jeannie - San Fran mayor bans the purchase of water bottles w/ city funds to alert citizens to their harmful effects on the environment.
US troops have killed more civilians than the insurgents. Thank god we got them out from under Hussein's thumb, right?
BAHAHAHAHA - Stephanopoulos told Ron Paul that he'd bet all his money that Paul will not be elected president
So supposedly consuming dairy products is the reason we have such high rates of cancer and other afflictions. Is that why they're so full of vitamins and things that we need to be healthy?
Poems written by Gitmo detainees are to be released in a book. Get ready to feel like total shit about yourself.
10 ways to "green" your spending. Raise your hand if you're tired of "green" being the new buzzword already!
For Kyle
Hemorrhoids - not just for grumpy old men anymore!
Freeganism - a growing movement for REALASS hippies. It basically involves dumpster diving and not paying for anything, ever. And probably smelling really bad.
More proof that politicians on both sides are ridiculous
I meant to get one of these... until I realized that I don't support Obama and I'm leaving the country for 5 months anyway! But I recommend them, for annoying the hell out of everyone around you.
A FANTASTIC concept - getting rejection letters etc printed on toilet paper. I am so for this.
LIBERALS ARE LURKING EVERYWHERE! HIDE YOUR CHILDREN!
You don't have to read this whole thing, but the gist of it is: order from local pizza places instead of big chains like Papa John's. I had actually never thought about that before, but it seems like a good idea.
World's Ugliest Dog. Not even kidding.
Your LOLpresident fix
Why is Canada the first country to unveil an ambulance specifically designed for fat people? For some reason this feels far more pertinent to Americans.
This is what you get for being a corporate trend whore!
Just another reason to hate lobbyists.
Why the democrats are winning-impaired.
And MOTHERFUCKIN HALLELUJAH to the automatic draft saving feature on livejournal. I accidentally hit the back button halfway through writing this and was about to have a conniption fit.
I guess I should have been more specific with the last entry. Its a short story that I wrote at physics camp in 5th or 6th grade, and going through my files the other day I found it and it made me chuckle. I used to be obsessed with the name Amy and wished I was named that. I also used to spell my name Allie, before I was cool enough to know better. I'm assuming I wrote it based off a certain day's events (barring the explosion of the sun and all) but I have no recollection of being excited about astronomy, or actually anything remotely science-related. (Illustrated by the fact that next year I went to a literature camp.)
I haven't written much lately because, it sounds silly to say it, but I don't have the time. I work 40 hours a week. I get home around 5.30 and go to bed by 11 and usually spend that time catching up on blogs or watching tv or talking to friends. On the weekends I watch tv or read or just sleep all day. So I don't have the time or mental capacity to concentrate on writing anything of quality. I don't know why I feel compelled to continually explain or justify not writing - it seems very few notice when I do anyway. But there you have it.
Anyway, here's the usual link overload:
Supposedly going vegetarian will do more to help the environment than all those little green tips. Food for thought.
President Bush hates your freedoms.
How far away do you think this pizza place will deliver? All the way to Texas? Highlight from the article: "You'll never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator," he explained.
Girls, ever wish you could pee standing up? Now you can! Probably shoud have sent this to Maria before she left for Outward Bound...
There's something really disturbing about a teenage girl singing to Hilary Clinton "I think I want you, I think I need you. But dont take my word for it, watch it yourself. And on a sidenote, are the people (ok, it happens to only be people with vaginas) who are promoting Hilary solely because she's a woman as bad as the people who won't vote for her solely because of that? And do you think Hilary would block the impeachment of Bush and Cheney because that would make Pelosi the first woman president? BIPARTISAN CONSPIRACY!
Can you consistently insult people or groups every 7 seconds? Bill O'Reilly can. SURPRISE!
Damn the man, always taking away all of our fun. Better stock up before its too late!
The only time I've ever liked Kathy Griffin! And I agree with her about Ann Coulter being the naughty poster girl for neocons, I've actually thought that meself..
Phew! Maybe this nation isn't as dumb as I thought it was!
I was going to nominate Dayna but then I had to write a bunch of stuff. But, uhh, someone should.
Those goddamn sleazy krauts!
Can you tell the difference between a jam band fan and someone from the Taliban?
SERIOUSLY - What is this world coming to?!?
Adderall is THE DEVIL, YALL! I hate it when out of touch people stick their nose into college student stuff. This is all Al Gore III's fault.
For Jeannie - San Fran mayor bans the purchase of water bottles w/ city funds to alert citizens to their harmful effects on the environment.
US troops have killed more civilians than the insurgents. Thank god we got them out from under Hussein's thumb, right?
BAHAHAHAHA - Stephanopoulos told Ron Paul that he'd bet all his money that Paul will not be elected president
So supposedly consuming dairy products is the reason we have such high rates of cancer and other afflictions. Is that why they're so full of vitamins and things that we need to be healthy?
Poems written by Gitmo detainees are to be released in a book. Get ready to feel like total shit about yourself.
10 ways to "green" your spending. Raise your hand if you're tired of "green" being the new buzzword already!
For Kyle
Hemorrhoids - not just for grumpy old men anymore!
Freeganism - a growing movement for REALASS hippies. It basically involves dumpster diving and not paying for anything, ever. And probably smelling really bad.
More proof that politicians on both sides are ridiculous
I meant to get one of these... until I realized that I don't support Obama and I'm leaving the country for 5 months anyway! But I recommend them, for annoying the hell out of everyone around you.
A FANTASTIC concept - getting rejection letters etc printed on toilet paper. I am so for this.
LIBERALS ARE LURKING EVERYWHERE! HIDE YOUR CHILDREN!
You don't have to read this whole thing, but the gist of it is: order from local pizza places instead of big chains like Papa John's. I had actually never thought about that before, but it seems like a good idea.
World's Ugliest Dog. Not even kidding.
Your LOLpresident fix
Why is Canada the first country to unveil an ambulance specifically designed for fat people? For some reason this feels far more pertinent to Americans.
This is what you get for being a corporate trend whore!
Just another reason to hate lobbyists.
Why the democrats are winning-impaired.
And MOTHERFUCKIN HALLELUJAH to the automatic draft saving feature on livejournal. I accidentally hit the back button halfway through writing this and was about to have a conniption fit.