You should not follow until you've seen Star Wars: the Force Awakens, because it is super spoilery. But once you have, go check out @StormLife4Me. Highlights include
"Wait. Poe Dameron was here and no one TOLD me? #yourealldeadtome #especiallyTL8026 #hottestpilotinthegalaxy #Stormtrooper"
and
"On my way to coffee break. Heard things breaking in KR's room. Took different route. #Stormtrooper #liveanotherday"
and other things I haven't written yet, because it's a BRAND NEW twitter account that only has 4 tweets so far.