What Badou calls the natural evolution.
So, basically, way way back in... September? October? Sometime like that, Badou coerced me to app Zoolander with her. And basically, since she kept saying that it was a natural progression of Badou and Haine... we did.
And then we watched the movie together as Badou and Haine, complete with movie commentary.
allbarkandbite So who picked this movie again?
gunsmoking SHUT UP I'm trying to watch
allbarkandbite ... you're so gay.
gunsmoking he looks like that mob guy you busted once
allbarkandbite His hair wasn't that bad.
gunsmoking that makes you gayer than me by association
allbarkandbite . . .
allbarkandbite [kicks]
gunsmoking They're decribing you
gunsmoking STOP THAT
allbarkandbite No, that was definitely you.
gunsmoking Are you calling me beautiful?
allbarkandbite No. beef-headed.
gunsmoking I could be professionally good-looking
allbarkandbite I think you'd need peripheral vision to walk the catwalk.
gunsmoking Isn't Le Tigre something about lesbians
gunsmoking ummmm excuse you
allbarkandbite ... fuck if I know.
gunsmoking Oh hot, Posh
gunsmoking abodiginals looool
allbarkandbite How fucking stupid is this guy?
gunsmoking I WANT ONE OF THOSE SCOOTERS
allbarkandbite youd trip.
gunsmoking no I wouldn't
gunsmoking I bet I could do that with a yoyo
allbarkandbite no.
gunsmoking what do you know
gunsmoking HAHAHA BALLS
allbarkandbite ...
gunsmoking it's funny 'cause it's testicles
allbarkandbite Why am I watching this with you again?
gunsmoking I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE, HAINE
gunsmoking HEAR THAT? HANSEL AND GRETEL? comic genius
allbarkandbite Oh my god. Someone as stupid as you.
gunsmoking Russian chicks are hot
gunsmoking IS THAT FABIO
allbarkandbite I don't know. Why are you asking me?
gunsmoking Hahahaha
gunsmoking What IS bark made of?
allbarkandbite ... Trees, idiot.
gunsmoking no it
gunsmoking s ON trees
gunsmoking not made of trees
allbarkandbite it's a tree part.
gunsmoking thats like saying leaves are made of trees
gunsmoking LOL
allbarkandbite what the hell. calendar.
allbarkandbite ... what an idiot.
gunsmoking WHO AM I hahahaha
gunsmoking they spelled it wrong!
gunsmoking right?
allbarkandbite . . . yes.
allbarkandbite ...
gunsmoking Ilike his pyjamas
allbarkandbite What kind of pajamas are those?
allbarkandbite ...
gunsmoking ...
gunsmoking shut up
allbarkandbite . . . yes. yes there is.
gunsmoking ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCINOS
gunsmoking WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GOGO
gunsmoking DONT LEAVE ME HANGING ON LIKE A YOYO
allbarkandbite ... that's really gay. Stop that.
gunsmoking TAKE ME DANCING TONIIIIIIIIIGHT
gunsmoking lol what
allbarkandbite ....
allbarkandbite gasoline.
gunsmoking o
allbarkandbite . . .
gunsmoking DAVID DUCHOVNY
allbarkandbite Who?
gunsmoking He was the janitor
allbarkandbite Oh.
gunsmoking YUUGOOGLY
gunsmoking Mulder from the X-Files, you heathen
allbarkandbite ... Eulogy?
* Haine throws a pillow at Badou
gunsmoking lolol
gunsmoking STOP
gunsmoking THAT
gunsmoking remind me to be a modeling manager or whatever that guy is
allbarkandbite You need to enroll in that institute
gunsmoking I can read good
gunsmoking "I'm not a gymnast" HAHAHA
gunsmoking Okay, so hear me out.
allbarkandbite Tell me he gets run over by the truck.
gunsmoking I'd wear that suit
allbarkandbite ...
allbarkandbite WHY.
gunsmoking Haine you have no room to talk
gunsmoking you have snakeskin pants
gunsmoking a snakeskin suit is only the next step up
allbarkandbite . . .
allbarkandbite Oh shut up.
gunsmoking Todd's wearing an awful lot of makeup
allbarkandbite Why are you paying attention to that?
gunsmoking it's obvious
gunsmoking ...ew
gunsmoking Haine I know you're getting turned on right now
gunsmoking I won't judge you, it's OK
allbarkandbite One more word out of you and I'm going to suffocate you with this pillow.
gunsmoking You wouldn't.
gunsmoking This is so manly.
allbarkandbite Did you save?
gunsmoking Don't start that
gunsmoking ...SPEAKING OF MANLY
allbarkandbite No really. Why did you pick this movie again?
gunsmoking IT'S FUNNY
gunsmoking MERMAAAAAAAAAN
allbarkandbite no, mermaid.
gunsmoking Stop ruining the jokes
allbarkandbite No.
gunsmoking WHAT IS WILL FERREL WEARING
allbarkandbite ... what about that dog?
gunsmoking OH EW they're totally doing it
allbarkandbite ...
allbarkandbite HOW stupid is this guy?
gunsmoking HAHAHAHA
allbarkandbite Derelicte???
allbarkandbite They're talking about your style, badou.
gunsmoking UM what
gunsmoking I'm not homeless
gunsmoking Except for that one time
gunsmoking ...several times
allbarkandbite This isn't helping your case.
gunsmoking IT'S MULDER AGAIN
gunsmoking oooh hot nurse scientists
allbarkandbite ...
gunsmoking ...unibrow
allbarkandbite ...
gunsmoking .................
gunsmoking Don't look directly at it...
allbarkandbite it's moving.
gunsmoking ...what's wrong with K-mart.
allbarkandbite [facepalms]
allbarkandbite ... this is your favorite song isn't it, Badou?
gunsmoking No, I liked the one with the freak gasoline fight accident better
gunsmoking ...this is so fucking bizarre
allbarkandbite ... fuck this shit is really messed up.
allbarkandbite ....
gunsmoking Am I high right now, Haine?
allbarkandbite [punches]
gunsmoking OW
gunsmoking FUCK YOU
allbarkandbite there you go.
gunsmoking That didn't answer my question!!
allbarkandbite if you were I knocked sense into you.
* Badou kicks
gunsmoking HAHAHA
gunsmoking what the fuck
allbarkandbite I'm going to shoot you next time.
gunsmoking WHAT A KOO-KOO DREAM
allbarkandbite I bet you hear that a lot, huh?
gunsmoking Get the fuck out.
allbarkandbite I just might.
gunsmoking I was joking.
allbarkandbite I'm not.
gunsmoking Reporter girl is hot.
gunsmoking Also, you're not going anywhere.
allbarkandbite ...
gunsmoking ...crushed in a freak orgy. what a way to go.
allbarkandbite . . .
gunsmoking It's Paris Hilton
gunsmoking hahaahaha
gunsmoking BILLY ZANE
allbarkandbite What movie did he do?
gunsmoking He was in Titanic
allbarkandbite And?
gunsmoking ...I dunno
gunsmoking And I'm not your BRA
allbarkandbite thought so.
allbarkandbite ...
gunsmoking loool
allbarkandbite You do that too, huh?
gunsmoking I'm not that ball-licker in this room, okay
allbarkandbite A walk-off?
allbarkandbite Can't I just shoot them both?
gunsmoking It's getting all Project Runway up in here
gunsmoking fiiiierce
gunsmoking No
gunsmoking It's a computer screen, Haine
allbarkandbite . . . you are SO gay.
gunsmoking How is that gay?
allbarkandbite "fiiiierce"?
gunsmoking It was tongue-in-cheek!
allbarkandbite uh huh.
gunsmoking ITS DAVID BOWIE
allbarkandbite David Bowie.
gunsmoking Bowie wins
gunsmoking Haine...
gunsmoking Ina ll seriousness
gunsmoking you own those pants
allbarkandbite ...
allbarkandbite Yeah, so?
gunsmoking HAHAHHAHAHA
gunsmoking I always wondered where you got your fashion sense from
allbarkandbite . . .
gunsmoking CAW
gunsmoking CAW
allbarkandbite WHY is he sticking his ahnds in his pants?
allbarkandbite oh.
gunsmoking HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE
gunsmoking it isn't
gunsmoking I tried once
allbarkandbite . . .
gunsmoking unless the underwear is velcro or something
allbarkandbite you're stupid.
gunsmoking AM not
gunsmoking ...
gunsmoking ow
allbarkandbite ... turn left?
gunsmoking HAHAHA
gunsmoking MULDER
allbarkandbite . . . isn't he in camp?
gunsmoking Yeah
gunsmoking ...muscular buttocks
gunsmoking hhahahhaa
allbarkandbite his hand.
gunsmoking ...worl's greatest...
gunsmoking hand model
gunsmoking HAHAHHA
allbarkandbite EULOGY.
gunsmoking YUUGOOGLY
gunsmoking this reminds me of us
gunsmoking i'm the cool one
allbarkandbite HOW?
* Haine punches
gunsmoking Because you always act messed up towards me
gunsmoking THAT HURTS
gunsmoking SEE?
allbarkandbite Oh shut up.
gunsmoking APOLOGIZE TO ME
gunsmoking SAY YOU WERE WHACK
gunsmoking ...HOLY SHIT
allbarkandbite You were whack.
gunsmoking I wanna live there
gunsmoking I'm not whack!
allbarkandbite ... that didn't make sense.
gunsmoking What's the dealio-yo
gunsmoking HAHAHAHA
gunsmoking "Ew."
allbarkandbite . . .
gunsmoking HAHAhAHHAHA
gunsmoking There's nothing wrong with years...
allbarkandbite . . .
allbarkandbite I don't want to hear it.
gunsmoking I'VE BEEN IN CAMP
gunsmoking ...o...kay
allbarkandbite . . .
allbarkandbite this is gross.
gunsmoking you think all sex is gross
* Haine punches
gunsmoking OW
allbarkandbite that phone's tiny.
gunsmoking I could swallow it
gunsmoking not that I would...
gunsmoking ...
gunsmoking For real.
allbarkandbite Uh huh.
gunsmoking oh what
allbarkandbite Are we supposed to believe those two are them?
gunsmoking yes
gunsmoking don't ruin the fantasy
allbarkandbite What does that even me?
allbarkandbite mean
gunsmoking pfft even I know how to turn on a computer
allbarkandbite Good for you.
gunsmoking IN THE COMPUTER
gunsmoking ...how did she figure that out
allbarkandbite it's a movie.
gunsmoking HAHAHA
allbarkandbite ... was that model legless?
gunsmoking yes
gunsmoking wow, it must be easy to impress Malaysians
gunsmoking ...Lance Bass.
allbarkandbite How do you know these people?
gunsmoking You know N*Sync, c'mon.
allbarkandbite ...
allbarkandbite breakdance fighting?
gunsmoking They're breakdance fighting
allbarkandbite you are so stupid.
gunsmoking LMAO the claymation dude
allbarkandbite uh.
allbarkandbite you can't do that with a yoyo.
gunsmoking I cn
gunsmoking I can*
allbarkandbite ... he makes sense.
gunsmoking I want one of those
gunsmoking piano key necktie
gunsmoking MAGNUM
allbarkandbite it's the same look.
gunsmoking I coulddo that
allbarkandbite . . . I don't care.
gunsmoking ew tat lipstick
gunsmoking that*
allbarkandbite ...
gunsmoking HAHAHHAHAHA THAT FOUNTAIN
allbarkandbite that fountain is really fucking morbid.
gunsmoking Aw it's over :(
* Badou applauds
* Haine punches
allbarkandbite That's for making me watch that
gunsmoking IT WAS GOOD
gunsmoking cult classic, okay?
allbarkandbite uh huh.
allbarkandbite that was stupid.
allbarkandbite And if you dare try to quote that movie around me, I'm going to shove the gun barrel into your eyesocket.
gunsmoking You always say that
gunsmoking AND YET
allbarkandbite Shut up.
Yes we are idiots. Or geniuses. Something.
And then we watched the movie together as Badou and Haine, complete with movie commentary.
allbarkandbite So who picked this movie again?
gunsmoking SHUT UP I'm trying to watch
allbarkandbite ... you're so gay.
gunsmoking he looks like that mob guy you busted once
allbarkandbite His hair wasn't that bad.
gunsmoking that makes you gayer than me by association
allbarkandbite . . .
allbarkandbite [kicks]
gunsmoking They're decribing you
gunsmoking STOP THAT
allbarkandbite No, that was definitely you.
gunsmoking Are you calling me beautiful?
allbarkandbite No. beef-headed.
gunsmoking I could be professionally good-looking
allbarkandbite I think you'd need peripheral vision to walk the catwalk.
gunsmoking Isn't Le Tigre something about lesbians
gunsmoking ummmm excuse you
allbarkandbite ... fuck if I know.
gunsmoking Oh hot, Posh
gunsmoking abodiginals looool
allbarkandbite How fucking stupid is this guy?
gunsmoking I WANT ONE OF THOSE SCOOTERS
allbarkandbite youd trip.
gunsmoking no I wouldn't
gunsmoking I bet I could do that with a yoyo
allbarkandbite no.
gunsmoking what do you know
gunsmoking HAHAHA BALLS
allbarkandbite ...
gunsmoking it's funny 'cause it's testicles
allbarkandbite Why am I watching this with you again?
gunsmoking I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE, HAINE
gunsmoking HEAR THAT? HANSEL AND GRETEL? comic genius
allbarkandbite Oh my god. Someone as stupid as you.
gunsmoking Russian chicks are hot
gunsmoking IS THAT FABIO
allbarkandbite I don't know. Why are you asking me?
gunsmoking Hahahaha
gunsmoking What IS bark made of?
allbarkandbite ... Trees, idiot.
gunsmoking no it
gunsmoking s ON trees
gunsmoking not made of trees
allbarkandbite it's a tree part.
gunsmoking thats like saying leaves are made of trees
gunsmoking LOL
allbarkandbite what the hell. calendar.
allbarkandbite ... what an idiot.
gunsmoking WHO AM I hahahaha
gunsmoking they spelled it wrong!
gunsmoking right?
allbarkandbite . . . yes.
allbarkandbite ...
gunsmoking Ilike his pyjamas
allbarkandbite What kind of pajamas are those?
allbarkandbite ...
gunsmoking ...
gunsmoking shut up
allbarkandbite . . . yes. yes there is.
gunsmoking ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCINOS
gunsmoking WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GOGO
gunsmoking DONT LEAVE ME HANGING ON LIKE A YOYO
allbarkandbite ... that's really gay. Stop that.
gunsmoking TAKE ME DANCING TONIIIIIIIIIGHT
gunsmoking lol what
allbarkandbite ....
allbarkandbite gasoline.
gunsmoking o
allbarkandbite . . .
gunsmoking DAVID DUCHOVNY
allbarkandbite Who?
gunsmoking He was the janitor
allbarkandbite Oh.
gunsmoking YUUGOOGLY
gunsmoking Mulder from the X-Files, you heathen
allbarkandbite ... Eulogy?
* Haine throws a pillow at Badou
gunsmoking lolol
gunsmoking STOP
gunsmoking THAT
gunsmoking remind me to be a modeling manager or whatever that guy is
allbarkandbite You need to enroll in that institute
gunsmoking I can read good
gunsmoking "I'm not a gymnast" HAHAHA
gunsmoking Okay, so hear me out.
allbarkandbite Tell me he gets run over by the truck.
gunsmoking I'd wear that suit
allbarkandbite ...
allbarkandbite WHY.
gunsmoking Haine you have no room to talk
gunsmoking you have snakeskin pants
gunsmoking a snakeskin suit is only the next step up
allbarkandbite . . .
allbarkandbite Oh shut up.
gunsmoking Todd's wearing an awful lot of makeup
allbarkandbite Why are you paying attention to that?
gunsmoking it's obvious
gunsmoking ...ew
gunsmoking Haine I know you're getting turned on right now
gunsmoking I won't judge you, it's OK
allbarkandbite One more word out of you and I'm going to suffocate you with this pillow.
gunsmoking You wouldn't.
gunsmoking This is so manly.
allbarkandbite Did you save?
gunsmoking Don't start that
gunsmoking ...SPEAKING OF MANLY
allbarkandbite No really. Why did you pick this movie again?
gunsmoking IT'S FUNNY
gunsmoking MERMAAAAAAAAAN
allbarkandbite no, mermaid.
gunsmoking Stop ruining the jokes
allbarkandbite No.
gunsmoking WHAT IS WILL FERREL WEARING
allbarkandbite ... what about that dog?
gunsmoking OH EW they're totally doing it
allbarkandbite ...
allbarkandbite HOW stupid is this guy?
gunsmoking HAHAHAHA
allbarkandbite Derelicte???
allbarkandbite They're talking about your style, badou.
gunsmoking UM what
gunsmoking I'm not homeless
gunsmoking Except for that one time
gunsmoking ...several times
allbarkandbite This isn't helping your case.
gunsmoking IT'S MULDER AGAIN
gunsmoking oooh hot nurse scientists
allbarkandbite ...
gunsmoking ...unibrow
allbarkandbite ...
gunsmoking .................
gunsmoking Don't look directly at it...
allbarkandbite it's moving.
gunsmoking ...what's wrong with K-mart.
allbarkandbite [facepalms]
allbarkandbite ... this is your favorite song isn't it, Badou?
gunsmoking No, I liked the one with the freak gasoline fight accident better
gunsmoking ...this is so fucking bizarre
allbarkandbite ... fuck this shit is really messed up.
allbarkandbite ....
gunsmoking Am I high right now, Haine?
allbarkandbite [punches]
gunsmoking OW
gunsmoking FUCK YOU
allbarkandbite there you go.
gunsmoking That didn't answer my question!!
allbarkandbite if you were I knocked sense into you.
* Badou kicks
gunsmoking HAHAHA
gunsmoking what the fuck
allbarkandbite I'm going to shoot you next time.
gunsmoking WHAT A KOO-KOO DREAM
allbarkandbite I bet you hear that a lot, huh?
gunsmoking Get the fuck out.
allbarkandbite I just might.
gunsmoking I was joking.
allbarkandbite I'm not.
gunsmoking Reporter girl is hot.
gunsmoking Also, you're not going anywhere.
allbarkandbite ...
gunsmoking ...crushed in a freak orgy. what a way to go.
allbarkandbite . . .
gunsmoking It's Paris Hilton
gunsmoking hahaahaha
gunsmoking BILLY ZANE
allbarkandbite What movie did he do?
gunsmoking He was in Titanic
allbarkandbite And?
gunsmoking ...I dunno
gunsmoking And I'm not your BRA
allbarkandbite thought so.
allbarkandbite ...
gunsmoking loool
allbarkandbite You do that too, huh?
gunsmoking I'm not that ball-licker in this room, okay
allbarkandbite A walk-off?
allbarkandbite Can't I just shoot them both?
gunsmoking It's getting all Project Runway up in here
gunsmoking fiiiierce
gunsmoking No
gunsmoking It's a computer screen, Haine
allbarkandbite . . . you are SO gay.
gunsmoking How is that gay?
allbarkandbite "fiiiierce"?
gunsmoking It was tongue-in-cheek!
allbarkandbite uh huh.
gunsmoking ITS DAVID BOWIE
allbarkandbite David Bowie.
gunsmoking Bowie wins
gunsmoking Haine...
gunsmoking Ina ll seriousness
gunsmoking you own those pants
allbarkandbite ...
allbarkandbite Yeah, so?
gunsmoking HAHAHHAHAHA
gunsmoking I always wondered where you got your fashion sense from
allbarkandbite . . .
gunsmoking CAW
gunsmoking CAW
allbarkandbite WHY is he sticking his ahnds in his pants?
allbarkandbite oh.
gunsmoking HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE
gunsmoking it isn't
gunsmoking I tried once
allbarkandbite . . .
gunsmoking unless the underwear is velcro or something
allbarkandbite you're stupid.
gunsmoking AM not
gunsmoking ...
gunsmoking ow
allbarkandbite ... turn left?
gunsmoking HAHAHA
gunsmoking MULDER
allbarkandbite . . . isn't he in camp?
gunsmoking Yeah
gunsmoking ...muscular buttocks
gunsmoking hhahahhaa
allbarkandbite his hand.
gunsmoking ...worl's greatest...
gunsmoking hand model
gunsmoking HAHAHHA
allbarkandbite EULOGY.
gunsmoking YUUGOOGLY
gunsmoking this reminds me of us
gunsmoking i'm the cool one
allbarkandbite HOW?
* Haine punches
gunsmoking Because you always act messed up towards me
gunsmoking THAT HURTS
gunsmoking SEE?
allbarkandbite Oh shut up.
gunsmoking APOLOGIZE TO ME
gunsmoking SAY YOU WERE WHACK
gunsmoking ...HOLY SHIT
allbarkandbite You were whack.
gunsmoking I wanna live there
gunsmoking I'm not whack!
allbarkandbite ... that didn't make sense.
gunsmoking What's the dealio-yo
gunsmoking HAHAHAHA
gunsmoking "Ew."
allbarkandbite . . .
gunsmoking HAHAhAHHAHA
gunsmoking There's nothing wrong with years...
allbarkandbite . . .
allbarkandbite I don't want to hear it.
gunsmoking I'VE BEEN IN CAMP
gunsmoking ...o...kay
allbarkandbite . . .
allbarkandbite this is gross.
gunsmoking you think all sex is gross
* Haine punches
gunsmoking OW
allbarkandbite that phone's tiny.
gunsmoking I could swallow it
gunsmoking not that I would...
gunsmoking ...
gunsmoking For real.
allbarkandbite Uh huh.
gunsmoking oh what
allbarkandbite Are we supposed to believe those two are them?
gunsmoking yes
gunsmoking don't ruin the fantasy
allbarkandbite What does that even me?
allbarkandbite mean
gunsmoking pfft even I know how to turn on a computer
allbarkandbite Good for you.
gunsmoking IN THE COMPUTER
gunsmoking ...how did she figure that out
allbarkandbite it's a movie.
gunsmoking HAHAHA
allbarkandbite ... was that model legless?
gunsmoking yes
gunsmoking wow, it must be easy to impress Malaysians
gunsmoking ...Lance Bass.
allbarkandbite How do you know these people?
gunsmoking You know N*Sync, c'mon.
allbarkandbite ...
allbarkandbite breakdance fighting?
gunsmoking They're breakdance fighting
allbarkandbite you are so stupid.
gunsmoking LMAO the claymation dude
allbarkandbite uh.
allbarkandbite you can't do that with a yoyo.
gunsmoking I cn
gunsmoking I can*
allbarkandbite ... he makes sense.
gunsmoking I want one of those
gunsmoking piano key necktie
gunsmoking MAGNUM
allbarkandbite it's the same look.
gunsmoking I coulddo that
allbarkandbite . . . I don't care.
gunsmoking ew tat lipstick
gunsmoking that*
allbarkandbite ...
gunsmoking HAHAHHAHAHA THAT FOUNTAIN
allbarkandbite that fountain is really fucking morbid.
gunsmoking Aw it's over :(
* Badou applauds
* Haine punches
allbarkandbite That's for making me watch that
gunsmoking IT WAS GOOD
gunsmoking cult classic, okay?
allbarkandbite uh huh.
allbarkandbite that was stupid.
allbarkandbite And if you dare try to quote that movie around me, I'm going to shove the gun barrel into your eyesocket.
gunsmoking You always say that
gunsmoking AND YET
allbarkandbite Shut up.
Yes we are idiots. Or geniuses. Something.