I made myself a Gingerbread Cookie Milkshake. It rules the earth. Maybe it needs rum though.

If you wanna walk out the door with The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past and play with Mothula's pussy in the Skull Palace, that's your call. But if your looking for some real action in the way of groundbreaking party-based RPG action, then you had best put that faggot shit down and pick up a copy of The Secret of Mana.

I sold my soul to Guitar Hero 2.

Going nowhere, slow.

Remember when the Banana Cream Pie met up with the Mexican Platter at Tortilla Flats?

In the past week, I've been distracted a total of 5-7 times at work simply for trying to/successfully completing sneaking a peek.

Wanna hear some killer haikus about skiing?

A scary thought: At least one of your friends has masturbated to porn when chatting with you over AIM. I'm just sayin'.

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So, in my never ending quest to be clean - I purchased a bottle of that new Axe shower gel called "Snake Peel." Eager to use it, I hopped in the shower last night and took it for a test drive. It's an eye catching product - bright orange with sleek black tags on the front and back. When you first put it on your showering instrument (I prefer a ( Read more... )