You know you live in a small border town when...

[allaboutm_e]

you visit the post office, and are finally able to purchase the TV Cowboy stamps, which keep selling out. But Simpsons stamps, which came out more than a year ago, are still readily available, because your neighbors don't want "those darn new rude cartoon kids" on their mail.

or

you visit the local supermarket and see two people wearing facepaint supporting Mexico in the World Cup games.