0.01 - Introduction

[all_for_a_price]

First and foremost, I cannot stress enough the measures I went through to prevent applying for this job. I assure you, my presence at this lascivious organization is nothing more than the result of a last resort taken by a desperate man.

To further familiarize myself with this business' chosen genre, I took the time yesterday to pirate watch the

Comments

[bunshine]

That's...very nice to know.

[all_for_a_price]

Mhmm...

[bunshine]

Holy crap you're scaring me.

[all_for_a_price]

You should learn not to be frightened so easily.

[bunshine]

I shouldn't HAVE to.