0.01 - Introduction

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First and foremost, I cannot stress enough the measures I went through to prevent applying for this job. I assure you, my presence at this lascivious organization is nothing more than the result of a last resort taken by a desperate man.

To further familiarize myself with this business' chosen genre, I took the time yesterday to pirate watch the complete list of their recommended films, recognizing absolutely nothing I couldn't do with my hands tied behind my back.

Perhaps this endeavor won't prove to be as challenging as I first believed.