This is your Welcome Guide. [ text ]

[shrewd_doc]

Hey guess what everyone? You're not in your homeland. You're in my city, and you're welcome for being a Chosen One. Since I'm being nice to everyone, I'm here to explain the basics to you. Don't get used to this generosity.

First things first. You should have received a little care package with a card key, a debit card, and a communication device. A

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[doctorbigmac]

Does this text come with an abridged version? What about a more interesting one? Oh! Can you maybe throw in some bright colors and sparkle text or something? You know, give the thing a bit more pizzazz?

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[shrewd_doc]

No.

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[doctorbigmac]

What about pictures? I draw some pretty mad awesome crayon art. I could even help.

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[shrewd_doc]

Go take your art to the playground. I have no need for your childish antics, Alfred Jones.

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[doctorbigmac]

You know, you knowing my name like that is kinda creepy. Are you some kind of stalker?

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[shrewd_doc]

I brought you to me wonderful city. I know everything about you. Be careful, I might be interested in doing experiments on you instead.

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[doctorbigmac]

Experiments? Ohh, you're some kind of evil scientist. Cute. You do know that means that your arrogance and over confidence will end up being your downfall, right? I mean, that's how it always go in the movies.

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[shrewd_doc]

I will believe in it when I see it, Jones. Ask some of the people I've kept here for over a year. It's not a movie for them, is it?

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[doctorbigmac]

But I'm not those people. I'm the hero, you know? Gotta save the day, beat the evil villain, rescue the cute girl, and ride off into the sunset.

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[shrewd_doc]

Then why haven't you beat me, hm? I'm definitely the evil villain here.

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[doctorbigmac]

Uh... Because I just got here? I mean, we're only in act one. We haven't even hit the climax yet! Which reminds me, have you set us up somewhere to have an epic final showdown?

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[shrewd_doc]

And why are you wasting your time sitting here? Seems there might be another hero, more people have gotten further than you.

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[doctorbigmac]

I could ask you the same thing, Doc. Why are you sitting here hitting on me when you could go chat up all the other heroes~?

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[shrewd_doc]

You should ask the others what I did with the last Doctor. It would be wise of you.

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[doctorbigmac]

I could... Then again, you could be a bro and toss me a couple of hints. After all, if you're so high and mighty not like I can do anything, right?

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[shrewd_doc]

I'm not a brother, Jones. I can make your life a living hell if you don't watch out.