005 Of Embarrassing Shopping Trips

[teddyalt_man]

[Accidental Audio]

[There's the sound of Teddy's pocket, his hands stuffed into his jeans and his phone in the front pocket of his grey hooded top. Yeah yeah he knows he looks like he'd about to cause trouble for the owners of the supermarket, but honestly he isn't. He's just come down to make a few... purchases. There's just some things he can't

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[notbuiltforthis]

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[...Oh god, this is. Oh dear.]

Teddy, turn off your phone.

[teddyalt_man]

[There's a delay in his reply, because he's obviously heard it beep and then fumbled with it, trying to... recall whatever has just ended up in the network and he's trying to remember what he said. What exactly he said.]

Oh god, Pepper! I'm sorry. I... I didn't realise it was on!

[notbuiltforthis]

I had hoped that was the case.

[teddyalt_man]

I... How much did you hear?

[notbuiltforthis]

[Far more than she wanted to.]

...I don't know who Bruce Wayne is, but apparently he doesn't measure up to Tony.

[teddyalt_man]

He's... he's Head of Wayne Industries? Based out of Gotham City? He's sort of... like Tony. Rich, smart, all of that. He's just not hot.

[notbuiltforthis]

Not hot. Got it.

[teddyalt_man]

He looks like he's taken steriods.

[notbuiltforthis]

I'll take your word on it.

[teddyalt_man]

Er... yeah. I.. I'm sorry? I... Tony... I'm over it. Really. I promise.

[notbuiltforthis]

It's really none of my business, Teddy. You don't have to defend yourself.

[teddyalt_man]

I just didn't want you to think I was... That Tony... That there was anything going on.

[notbuiltforthis]

I know there isn't, Teddy.