005 Of Embarrassing Shopping Trips
[Accidental Audio]
[There's the sound of Teddy's pocket, his hands stuffed into his jeans and his phone in the front pocket of his grey hooded top. Yeah yeah he knows he looks like he'd about to cause trouble for the owners of the supermarket, but honestly he isn't. He's just come down to make a few... purchases. There's just some things he can't comfortably buy with Pepper at his shoulder. It's just... embarrassing. His mom always knew to leave him alone for a good fifteen minutes when they went to the store, just so he could buy things himself. And they never went to the store that was closest to their apartment, because the guy there was a douche. But for an alien planet, Aliunde isn't too bad.
It's just the stuff there isn't exactly what he's used to. Teddy's murmuring to himself as, making sure he'd not watched, he reaches a few things down from the top shelf and flicks through them]
He's... sort of cute. Just... no. He looks too much like Bruce Wayne. Who jerks off to Bruce Wayne?
[There's a pause then, sort of thoughtful, and the sound of the magazine being slotted back into it's place on the shelf]
No one who's ever seen a photoset of Tony.