"It's not that kind of favour! I haven't even been here a whole month!" [ but...could theoretically require that kind of favour later? what? ] "I need a babysitter tomorrow night and she likes you and I trust you..."
"And you trust me to not have any reason or desire to leave the apartment or be caught up in personal hobbies, right. Where you going? Dancing? A date? Bingo night?"
[ pouty donna is pouty ] "Valid, but also I don't want to leave her with anybody ever, so it's just very convenient for me that the person I like is an antisocial twerp." [ but said affectionately! ] "Iii am going to this winter ball thing. It's kinda last minute, or I wouldn't spring it on you like this-"
[ okay, he can sense a compliment when one is given backhandedly. ] "Yeah, yeah. I get it. I'm like your crazy spinster aunt with five cats. I exist for last minute emergency looking after important stuff while other people go have lives. Overnight?"
"You are worth your fucking weight in gold, I haven't had a full night without her in just - yes. Thank you! I love you and I owe you one forever and I mean that, I'm not just taking advantage of the fact I was born to trample men. I'll bring her to you? About seven? I'll pick her up first thing, I promise!"
[ this is the sound of digging around the fridge for beer and mayo. ] "Just buy me a bottle of Voodoo and everything's forgiven. I'm kind of used to being trampled." [ hi, Jamie fucking half the team. ] "She can stay as long as you need a break for. I haven't been getting much sleep anyway."
"You're great and I do not deserve your greatness. -hey! I'm trying to get that whole baptism thing done in January, you'll come, right? Jack's going to do the food for afterwards."
"I'm not and you do deserve my fail, end of story."
[ this is the pause of pleasant interest! ]
"I wouldn't miss it for the world. If there's an alien invasion or a zombie apocalypse scheduled for January, they better just reschedule the damn thing."
"You totally love me." [ TOTALLY CERTAIN OF THIS ] "Awww, awesome! Okay, it's still really up in the air right now, but when I have details, so will you. It'll be at the chapel, the one where they're doing midnight mass? I have to have a chat and stuff, ugh. And I need to buy a sewing machine, because I want to make her gown myself - oh my fucking God I do not have a dress for this fucking ball-"
"-what the hell is your ringtone, Julio Richter."
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"Hi, Donna. It's Bad Religion. They're a quintessential 1980s punk band from Los Angeles."
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"Ohhh, you're being old at me." [ is really very fond of you, julio, really ] "No, seriously though, I wanted to ask you a tiny, itty-bitty favour-?"
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"It's not that kind of favour! I haven't even been here a whole month!" [ but...could theoretically require that kind of favour later? what? ] "I need a babysitter tomorrow night and she likes you and I trust you..."
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"And you trust me to not have any reason or desire to leave the apartment or be caught up in personal hobbies, right. Where you going? Dancing? A date? Bingo night?"
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[ pouty donna is pouty ] "Valid, but also I don't want to leave her with anybody ever, so it's just very convenient for me that the person I like is an antisocial twerp." [ but said affectionately! ] "Iii am going to this winter ball thing. It's kinda last minute, or I wouldn't spring it on you like this-"
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"You are worth your fucking weight in gold, I haven't had a full night without her in just - yes. Thank you! I love you and I owe you one forever and I mean that, I'm not just taking advantage of the fact I was born to trample men. I'll bring her to you? About seven? I'll pick her up first thing, I promise!"
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"You're great and I do not deserve your greatness. -hey! I'm trying to get that whole baptism thing done in January, you'll come, right? Jack's going to do the food for afterwards."
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[ this is the pause of pleasant interest! ]
"I wouldn't miss it for the world. If there's an alien invasion or a zombie apocalypse scheduled for January, they better just reschedule the damn thing."
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"You totally love me." [ TOTALLY CERTAIN OF THIS ] "Awww, awesome! Okay, it's still really up in the air right now, but when I have details, so will you. It'll be at the chapel, the one where they're doing midnight mass? I have to have a chat and stuff, ugh. And I need to buy a sewing machine, because I want to make her gown myself - oh my fucking God I do not have a dress for this fucking ball-"
[ enjoy her spaz, ric, sry ]
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"Uuuugh, and it's like...oh my God it is the 22nd- okay, I'll see you!"
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