This essay is KICKING MY ARSE.
YET MORE PROCRASTINATION. I WAS DOING SO WELL. *sigh*
DC
Five things that never happened on the Internets
by Zee and Mary
PG-13 for total wrongheadedness
Summary: Zee said "Kon probably finds really bad Batman/Robin rps and sends it to Tim whenever he's had a bad day at SV High or whatever, and Tim is all 'I HATE YOU GO DIE' and Kon is all '<3'".... and then things got worse from there.
Why: Cake + screen OTP. So funny I couldn't BREATHE. And the comments.
... AND THE LINK TO The ICEMAN site.
Crack at it's best.
NARUTO
Masks and Shadows by Kilerkki that HPxNaruto Xover has updated with chapter 7! *basks a little*
Also, note to self: Must stop playing the FFAC album complusively and rewatching it every two days even though Me and Arleh can already quote it backwards and forwards by rote.
Wow, actually paying to attention to dub!Vincent is amusing.
ALITA"S IMAGE OF CLOUD: What's a pretty guy like you doing in a place like this?
DUB!VINCENT: I come here often.
... and omg did he just pronounce 'Tseng' "SUNG"??? *winces*
Reeve's phone message offering to "help out" in seedy, seedy english. I bet he would.
HP:
Make a Wish by Rorschach's Blot
GEN
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live. Harry Potter does Europe and America on vacation, of course, being him, nothing ever turns out right.
Why: Okay, this is not the BEST fic ever, nor is the most well written or even correctly spelled at some points, but what it IS is fantastically entertaining. It reads like a good Mary Sue, basically. No, quell your incoherent screaming, the Harry-sue here is amusing just because it is written so overboard I can't help but find it charming. Harry while on vacation stumbles into a situation where all the major magical law authorities think he's someone else, a mysterious persona named Mr Black who is powerful beyond human comprehension, and through a series of coincidences and pure blind luck, Harry's reputation as Mr Black just grows and grows. It doesn't start out all that interestingly, but the humour strikes after the third chapter (and the chapters are short). It just gets more addictive from there. Sometimes, I just like to read something like this, that doesn't try to be anything else but blatantly staged with all the plot conveniences of the Mary Sue and none of the annoyance. Mostly I read it because every other person recced it to me. It's a brilliant way of living out the dream.
RANDOM:
Look Necie! Cover songs of QUEEN... IN JAPANESE I don't know how long that's going to stay up for though.
DC
Five things that never happened on the Internets
by Zee and Mary
PG-13 for total wrongheadedness
Summary: Zee said "Kon probably finds really bad Batman/Robin rps and sends it to Tim whenever he's had a bad day at SV High or whatever, and Tim is all 'I HATE YOU GO DIE' and Kon is all '<3'".... and then things got worse from there.
Why: Cake + screen OTP. So funny I couldn't BREATHE. And the comments.
... AND THE LINK TO The ICEMAN site.
Crack at it's best.
NARUTO
Masks and Shadows by Kilerkki that HPxNaruto Xover has updated with chapter 7! *basks a little*
Also, note to self: Must stop playing the FFAC album complusively and rewatching it every two days even though Me and Arleh can already quote it backwards and forwards by rote.
Wow, actually paying to attention to dub!Vincent is amusing.
ALITA"S IMAGE OF CLOUD: What's a pretty guy like you doing in a place like this?
DUB!VINCENT: I come here often.
... and omg did he just pronounce 'Tseng' "SUNG"??? *winces*
Reeve's phone message offering to "help out" in seedy, seedy english. I bet he would.
HP:
Make a Wish by Rorschach's Blot
GEN
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live. Harry Potter does Europe and America on vacation, of course, being him, nothing ever turns out right.
Why: Okay, this is not the BEST fic ever, nor is the most well written or even correctly spelled at some points, but what it IS is fantastically entertaining. It reads like a good Mary Sue, basically. No, quell your incoherent screaming, the Harry-sue here is amusing just because it is written so overboard I can't help but find it charming. Harry while on vacation stumbles into a situation where all the major magical law authorities think he's someone else, a mysterious persona named Mr Black who is powerful beyond human comprehension, and through a series of coincidences and pure blind luck, Harry's reputation as Mr Black just grows and grows. It doesn't start out all that interestingly, but the humour strikes after the third chapter (and the chapters are short). It just gets more addictive from there. Sometimes, I just like to read something like this, that doesn't try to be anything else but blatantly staged with all the plot conveniences of the Mary Sue and none of the annoyance. Mostly I read it because every other person recced it to me. It's a brilliant way of living out the dream.
RANDOM:
Look Necie! Cover songs of QUEEN... IN JAPANESE I don't know how long that's going to stay up for though.