BEST WEEK OF ALL TIME!
Where to begin? I'll just bullet point the highlights of the week:
-I made a Lobster Cake
-I brought the Lobster Cake all the way from Boston to NYC via public transportation
-People on the subway thought the Lobster Cake was a Penis Cake, "Bachelorette party?"
-I had to holler at the people on the subway, "It's a Lobster! And that's a baby Lobster!! And those are claws, not balls!"
-Got drunk off of $3 25 ounce Fosters off the bar car in Grand Central and Chris Hanseen's Summer Egg Nog
-Went to see Joyce where she worked at Mars 2112 where she wore a wicked dirty alien costume that had a bow on its head
-Saw Melissa and Urszula. LOVE YAS!
-Woke up in Joyce's apartment and promptly barfed...probably due to the Summer Egg Nog
-Went to TJ's BBQ where I played 4 on 4 Bball with wicked sweaty latino men. I was later asked by TJ to participate in a 3 way with him and his wife. (I declined...)
-Saw Chris Meloni...aka Gene from Wet Hot American Summer!!!!!!!! Not a half hour before he walked by me on the Upper West Side I had said "Fondu Cheddar" to someone.
-Met up with Charles, Christi, Mino, Bob, etc. Got blitzed.
-Danced on a dirty bar (see Facebook for pics)
-Stayed in a schweet hotel in Times Square! Afta pahty R Kelly style!
-Got back to Cambridge and ate Ben and Jerry's with Elissa while watching Absolutely Fabulous
-Went to the Sox game with Daniel B. Monday night and drank an entire pitcher by myself in under fifteen minutes.
-Went to the Sox game the next night (last night) with Brandon and Jeanne and Katie and drank half a bottle of Yaeger in under fifteen minutes
-Almost fought a bitch. Wicked smarmy bald guy was being a dick. All I remember is getting right in his grille and callin him a pussy.
-Watched helplessly as Brandon was suckered into buying shirts that said "Jeter Drinks Wine Coolers" and "Posada is a Little Bitch"
I think that's pretty much it. I have never drank so much or laughed so much in one week ever. Thanks to everyone who participated.
-I made a Lobster Cake
-I brought the Lobster Cake all the way from Boston to NYC via public transportation
-People on the subway thought the Lobster Cake was a Penis Cake, "Bachelorette party?"
-I had to holler at the people on the subway, "It's a Lobster! And that's a baby Lobster!! And those are claws, not balls!"
-Got drunk off of $3 25 ounce Fosters off the bar car in Grand Central and Chris Hanseen's Summer Egg Nog
-Went to see Joyce where she worked at Mars 2112 where she wore a wicked dirty alien costume that had a bow on its head
-Saw Melissa and Urszula. LOVE YAS!
-Woke up in Joyce's apartment and promptly barfed...probably due to the Summer Egg Nog
-Went to TJ's BBQ where I played 4 on 4 Bball with wicked sweaty latino men. I was later asked by TJ to participate in a 3 way with him and his wife. (I declined...)
-Saw Chris Meloni...aka Gene from Wet Hot American Summer!!!!!!!! Not a half hour before he walked by me on the Upper West Side I had said "Fondu Cheddar" to someone.
-Met up with Charles, Christi, Mino, Bob, etc. Got blitzed.
-Danced on a dirty bar (see Facebook for pics)
-Stayed in a schweet hotel in Times Square! Afta pahty R Kelly style!
-Got back to Cambridge and ate Ben and Jerry's with Elissa while watching Absolutely Fabulous
-Went to the Sox game with Daniel B. Monday night and drank an entire pitcher by myself in under fifteen minutes.
-Went to the Sox game the next night (last night) with Brandon and Jeanne and Katie and drank half a bottle of Yaeger in under fifteen minutes
-Almost fought a bitch. Wicked smarmy bald guy was being a dick. All I remember is getting right in his grille and callin him a pussy.
-Watched helplessly as Brandon was suckered into buying shirts that said "Jeter Drinks Wine Coolers" and "Posada is a Little Bitch"
I think that's pretty much it. I have never drank so much or laughed so much in one week ever. Thanks to everyone who participated.