Grief is Newark. Okay, it's there. You can't avoid it. The idea is to hold your nose, hope the traffic's not too bad, and get on to Manhattan as quickly as possible, not to buy property.
- From "Dying Changes Everything"

( Read more... )

Leonard: What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?
Sheldon: Screwed.
Leonard: There you go.
(c) The Big Bang Theory, 4.05 - The Desperation Emanation

Досмотрела "Twin Peaks." Чета я ожидала сильно большего.

Начала вот смотреть. Посмотрела первый эпизод, теперь смотрю альтернативную версию окончания первой серии. Пока не досмотрела, потому что раньше наступления темноты телевизор включить не получается, концовка там жутковатая, а я девушка впечатлительная ( Read more... )

I think my favorite Super Bowl slogan is "Chase what matters."

BONES: Beaver, otter, cougar, this case is like a day at the zoo!
BOOTH: A cougar is an older woman who prefers younger man.
BONES: Wouldn’t that indicate that every woman is a cougar?
BOOTH: Thanks for the insight there, Bones.

(c) The Beaver in the Otter

words that confuse the CBS censor ( Read more... )

Also known as Chuck Lorre Productions, #215
SHRILL BAD, DUSKY GOOD: No man can happily work or vote for a woman whose voice sounds like a mom or wife yelling at him. Whether running a Fortune Five Hundred company or running for office, women should practice speaking like Kathleen Turner in Body Heat. (If you have small children present, rent Who ( Read more... )

Ну во-первых отпуск. Офигенный по всем параметрам ( Read more... )