Детишки сегодня сказали, что мне необходима новая пара обуви.
А я чо? Пошла купила четыре.
Вот одна из них:
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My colleagues are going to a movie tomorrow.
What movie are you going to see?
Bad teacher. Did you even know they made a movie about you?

Side note: I think Cameron Diaz is a pretty good choice. If I happen to think of someone better, I'll definitely update.

Sitting in the suspension center today, came across a Bach prelude in c-minor posted by my friend BZ on Facebook. ( Read more... )

Miss, is this your son?
Do I look old enough to have a son this age?
Miss, is this your husband?

Это Артур за книжками приходил.

"Miss, *** was just telling me how he's never going to pass this class because you're really mean, and he got a nose bleed."

And when I get to 666 friends on FB, everyone's gonna know what's up.

What do they call you?
Usually Ms.V. But most often, they refer to me as "That bitch."

Student 1: Ms. V, did you cut your hair?
Student 2: No, she just cut off her horns.

(с) анекдот.ру
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...я хочу, чтобы после смерти меня кремировали ( Read more... )

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