Well dont you think that i'm bound to react now? well, my finger's definitely turning to black now.
There was a time when Oldest Friend and I would gang up against History Friend because she was the only sexually experienced one of the three of us, and she would start going into details that neither of us wanted to hear and we would teasingly plea to make her stop. Those were good times. Now, it's more like, Oldest Friend and History Friend both discuss in full detail issues about their sexual lives, and i'm in between them feeling... well... you know. Singular. Not such good times. Especially when they know exactly how i feel, and yet they not only continue, but they say things like "well, you can put a condom on a banana."
there is no way to make them stop when they start this, which is constantly.
i was able to embarrass Oldest Friend though. She was talking to Poking Boyfriend on the phone, and History Friend said something like "are they having phone sex!?" and Oldest Friend got so red. I said "No, she would have to mimic the actions. We'd know." And then she said "YOU KNOW WHAT!?! You all can stop that now." Eye for an eye Oldest Friend, eye for an eye.
there is no way to make them stop when they start this, which is constantly.
i was able to embarrass Oldest Friend though. She was talking to Poking Boyfriend on the phone, and History Friend said something like "are they having phone sex!?" and Oldest Friend got so red. I said "No, she would have to mimic the actions. We'd know." And then she said "YOU KNOW WHAT!?! You all can stop that now." Eye for an eye Oldest Friend, eye for an eye.