Hitchhiker's Guide???
Someone sent me the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I have no idea who. Nowhere on the package does any name appear. The return address looks like an Amazon Marketplace seller. The email address on the invoice is an @sneakemail.com address, which I suppose means that the sender prefers their anonymity.
Not that I don't appreciate this -- I really do. But I live a ten-minute walk away from the most complete science fiction library in the known universe, so, unnecessary expenditure?
Also, the package was addressed to "Alioth", not to "Kelly Drinkwater", which pissed off the East Campus desk workers. They were perfectly polite, but I'm already terrified enough of that one desk worker, and it would be nice if I didn't do anything else wrong.
TO MAIL ME THINGS:
Address to "Kelly Drinkwater"
Include mailbox number
...please!!!!!!!!!
Not that I don't appreciate this -- I really do. But I live a ten-minute walk away from the most complete science fiction library in the known universe, so, unnecessary expenditure?
Also, the package was addressed to "Alioth", not to "Kelly Drinkwater", which pissed off the East Campus desk workers. They were perfectly polite, but I'm already terrified enough of that one desk worker, and it would be nice if I didn't do anything else wrong.
TO MAIL ME THINGS:
Address to "Kelly Drinkwater"
Include mailbox number
...please!!!!!!!!!