Funny Erika moment (poop story)
Erika's the type of kid who poops once every two or three days (like her mother, TMI.)
But she's going through a growth spurt and permanently ravenous and eating everything in sight, so it was not a surprise to us when Erika pooped twice yesterday, and woke up today, and needed to poop again this morning.
I popped my head into the bathroom to check on her and she gave me the most concerned look, and in a very grave voice, said: "Momma? I think something's wrong. I think I have gonnorhea."
*bites lip*
But she's going through a growth spurt and permanently ravenous and eating everything in sight, so it was not a surprise to us when Erika pooped twice yesterday, and woke up today, and needed to poop again this morning.
I popped my head into the bathroom to check on her and she gave me the most concerned look, and in a very grave voice, said: "Momma? I think something's wrong. I think I have gonnorhea."
*bites lip*