Mischievous Antics

Apr 01, 2009 12:50

Title: Mischievous Antics
Author: alifeofourown 
Pairing: Cameron/Eric (The Downtown Fiction)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: “I promise I won’t make it feel weird,” Eric said as he smiled. “I’ll put it in and it will feel fine. Promise!”
Warnings: Laughter may occur
Author Notes: Okay, so this lovely oneshot is based off something a friend of mine and I did this morning during our pre-school hours. We were crazy, and I was slashy, so here we go!
Dedication: Emily, who's insane and xbrittxwentzx for being an awesome friend and also the first to read it.

“Oh Cameron,” Eric said with a grin on his face.

“No Eric no!” Cameron growled as he pulled away from Eric who was inching closer and closer to Cameron.

“Come on Cam,” Eric said as he grinned. “You know you want me to put it in”  Cameron shook his head profusely as he glared at Eric. “Please Cammy. Let me put it in!”

Cameron frowned. “No,” he said. “Last time you put it in it felt weird.” His face wrinkled up in disgust as he stared at Eric. “I don’t want it to feel weird again.”

“I promise I won’t make it feel weird,” Eric said as he smiled. “I’ll put it in and it will feel fine. Promise!”

“No!” Cameron insisted as he pulled away from Eric’s hold that he had formed just seconds before. “I don’t want you to put it in Eric!”

Eric frowned and reached forward to grab onto Cameron’s wrist, but Cameron stealthily pulled away. “Please Cammy-bear. I just want to put it in… You let me do it last time!”

“Last time was different,” Cameron said as he backed away to the wall. “Last time I was stupid and I thought you’d put it in properly. You didn’t, and it felt weird!” Eric bit his lip

“I’m sorry Cam. I was trying to do it quick. I’ll be gentle and slow this time. I promise I’ll put it in nicely.” Cameron shook his head and crossed his arms over his chest. “Please Cam, just give me another chance. I’ll prove to you that I can be gentle.”

Cameron frowned. “I…that’s what you said last time, and you weren’t gentle. I don’t believe that when you put it in you’ll put it in gently. It’ll be just like last time, and I didn’t like it last time.”

“Cammy-bear, I’m making you a promise here,” Eric said desperately. “Please please please! I promise I’ll be so fucking gentle and slow that you won’t even feel it until it’s in.”

Cameron let out a hushed sigh as he leaned back against the wall behind him. “What if I say yes?” he asked Eric quietly, debating letting him put it in after all.

“I’d say you’re the best person in the world and I love you lots,” Eric said as he grinned. “Ad I’d be sure to put it in with the most grateful carefulness I ever ever could.”

Another sigh came from Cameron’s lips as he nodded. “Fine, put it in, but if you’re not careful and it feels weird again, I’m going to cry.”

“I won’t make you cry Cammy,” Eric said softly. “I’d never make you cry.” With that he stepped forward and pressed himself up against Cameron. “I’m going to put it in now okay?”

Cameron nodded as he looked up at Eric. “Be gentle okay?” Eric nodded and smiled.

“I always am.”

With that, the door burst open and David stepped in. “Would you two just stop describing having sex here of all places?!” He stopped and stared at Eric who was in the process of sliding an iPod into Cameron’s hoodie pocket. “Oh…” David mumbled as he caught the boys’ strange glances at him. “I thought…” His cheeks turned red as he stared at Cameron and Eric. “I…you know.”

Cameron laughed and slipped away from Eric’s grasp. “You thought we were having sex?” he asked David as he walked over to him. “No Dave. No. We don’t do that in public places, but now that you’ve said that…that would be some interesting foreplay. Eric?”

Eric looked at Cameron and shook his head. “No way Cam. No kinky foreplay. That iPod of yours is the only thing I’m going to be begging to put into your person.” David and Cameron both laughed at this and Eric sighed. “Quiet fools! I want silence minions!”

“Me? Your minion?” Cameron asked Eric as he stared at him. “I don’t think so. Now let’s go lay down those new tracks and get out of here. I’m tired of recording studios and I want to have some fun tonight.”

David set a hand on Cameron’s shoulder. “Does that fun include Eric putting your iPod back in you?” he asked him with a laugh.

Eric came up next to David and ruffled his hair. “It’s none of your business Dave, and even if it was I wouldn’t tell you,” he said with a smile. “Now go my minion.”  He shoved David forward towards the recording studio and wrapped his arm around Cameron.

“We have a strange friend,” Cameron informed Eric softly as he edged towards him. Eric laughed at Cameron.

“Cam, baby, we are strange. Get used to it.” Cameron smiled, resisting the urge to roll his eyes at Eric. “And I was serious about the foreplay thing. No.”

Cameron laughed and reached up to ruffle Eric’s hair. “Fine,” he said with a gentle grin on his face. “I don’t care about the foreplay as long as I have you.”

Eric’s face lit up at that statement and he pulled Cameron into a soft, yet loving kiss. “You’ll always have me,” he whispered once he pulled away. “Now let’s record.” With that, he pulled Cameron into the studio and shut the door behind them, putting the boys in the place they wanted to be, just like the now forgotten iPod.

rating: teen, genre: comedy, pairing: cam/eric, band: the downtown fiction

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