Let's get political.

[alientwistle]

I see the big news over in the States (other than their economy has gone straight down the loo) is this Sarah Palin.

There are a few reasons why I would make a better VP than that country strumpet.

1) Jimmy Carter has nothing on me. During the recording of Quadrophenia, I arranged disarmament (locking the gun cabinet) and the frequent 'peacetalks

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[maxinentwistle]

From the toxic wank of Roger Waters and the 1970 fire in his 'green house' arose the cretins making up the jam band known as 'Phish'. Here they are looking like Waters just wanking them outta his ass. Apparently they are 'reuniting' and Waters' is suing them for all proceeds.

[alientwistle]

I wonder if he also suing for proceeds from their Ben and Jerry's flavour, or if they will simply add a Chocolate Wankadamia Swirl flavour in honour of Waters. Sadly they have already done a "Magic Brownies" for some bloke called Dave Matthews. Whoever that is.