Gimpy Ghetto Grandma
Who's gimpy now, bitch?!
Inside joke. I have now taken on the roll of the Gimpy Ghetto Grandma... (I'm Gimpy Ghetto Grandma, I rap and I rhyme, I do this kind of stuff all of de time...)
So, my toe did dislocate. But it's back in place (which I already knew) and now my foot's in one of those boot-y things to keep my toes from bending so it can heal.
Basically, what happened, was that I guess I hit it before, but nothing happened immediately, so I didn't pay any attention... but then later, it dislocated, and broke one or two of the joint capsules, so the fluid from those caused the bruise, then because they were broken, there was nothing holding the other two toes in place, so they slid off and did the Spock thing, while the other dislocated and went back and under the other...
Then I popped it back into place... but the damage was already done.
So now I get to be gimpy for the next two weeks.
It hurts, now. Bah. Tylenol is working just fine, though... I think I'm going to soak it tonight...
So, another pic of my current state...
This is what the bruise looked like on Tues... creepy-awesome, huh?
