So, my toe spontaneously dislocated itself. Yah, itself. Very strange.
My foot started hurting randomly, then after I a while I looked down (I was barefoot at the time) and saw the second toe in from the pinky side (on my left foot), slide back, out of place and behind the others. And I mean behind... so that were was all my other toes, then this random one a full toe width behind them... It was weird.
It didn't hurt, really... it just felt strange. But it was still one of those moments where you think that it should be hurting, so you're kinda half-mumbling, half-screaming with a look of befuddled horror on your face as you watch.
I had to put my foot down on the floor and push my toes into the ground to get it back. Then it popped back in (and you could hear it, too), and then it was really sore... now I have this weirdo bruise...
Dunno what was up with that.