Hmph.

[alienish_being]

Rose went away this morning for a hen... party holiday thing. Something about a spa and drinks and dancing? She's due back tomorrow. Or rather, later on today since it's now gone midnight

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[amberfocus]

Oh, my. Did you use a flamethrower on the spiders or what?

*uses my overkill icon*

[alienish_being]

No! I'm not that daft.

I was trying to mix up a chemical sedative so I could move the spiders to outdoors where they could be useful and not bother Jackie. Unfortunately, the chemicals were older and not as pure as I'm used to working with so things... went wrong.

It was a bit dramatic for a few moments there.

[amberfocus]

Well, glad you're okay anyway. And the house. Wasn't sure what you could have used to make it scorch. You don't...seem to have a good history with spiders.

[alienish_being]

Just an... unforseen chemical reaction.

And I hardly know what you're talking about!

[amyo67]

Wasn't there a big red one that tried to turn the other Earth into a feeding ground for her offspring? Well, ok, I think she was an alien, but she was pretty spider-ish

[alienish_being]

Oh, that. That hardly seems worth mentioning.

[amyo67]

Well, and I might be wrong here so I apologize if I am, but didn't a bite from some giant alien spider-thing cause a regeneration from your third to your fourth self?

[alienish_being]

Just another day in the life.

[amyo67]

You life quite an exciting life. Plus, you're a very brave bloke.

[alienish_being]

Well... I try.

[amberfocus]

Wasn't there also a Planet of Spiders as well, long, long ago?

[alienish_being]

See above. These things just happen!