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It possibly helps when not wishing to break fellow travellers not to be reading this and giggling. The prudes don't seem to like it. :)

Alice.

To whom it may concern,

I doubt if you'll ever read this, but when travelling on public transport, it best if you do not stink. The smell you were giving off, like that of an ashtray that hasn't been emptied for a week, is best not brought into an environment where people cannot get away from it. Even sitting 15 feet away from you the stench was ( Read more... )

Last night on the train I thought I'd shown my season ticket to the guard. I've just been sorting my bag out, and discovered that in actual fact I'd waved an Oyster card at him.

A bright blue rectangle does not look like a standard railway ticket.

Alice.

On train announcement last night: "Our next station stop will be Chester, where this service terminates ( Read more... )

So, I looked out the window to note that it is tipping it down. "Ah, well it is the first day of Wombledon." Thinks I, and gets ready for work, swapping to a heavyweight skirt instead of the lightweight one I was planning on wearing. Splashed up to the station noting that rain is getting heavier ( Read more... )

I just love going to work on a Saturday ( Read more... )