Note to Cat
Dear Jenny Cat and Tabbi Kat,
I know I was away over Xmas (from late afternoon 24th to late evening 27th) you weren't neglected, the neighbours came in and fed you about ½kg of kibble. Other than not having any gooshy fud yesterday morning (27th) that is. So why one of you peed on the bed I do not know. I suspect you, Jenny Cat, as you woke me at 4am by trying to bury a damp part of the duvet. I assumed it was pee, but I can't find a stain now I want to wash the cover.
I might even be wrong and that someone spent the night drooling with happiness now I'm home again.
I promise that I have no intention of leaving you so long again until next Xmas.
Your, damp,
CatMum.
I know I was away over Xmas (from late afternoon 24th to late evening 27th) you weren't neglected, the neighbours came in and fed you about ½kg of kibble. Other than not having any gooshy fud yesterday morning (27th) that is. So why one of you peed on the bed I do not know. I suspect you, Jenny Cat, as you woke me at 4am by trying to bury a damp part of the duvet. I assumed it was pee, but I can't find a stain now I want to wash the cover.
I might even be wrong and that someone spent the night drooling with happiness now I'm home again.
I promise that I have no intention of leaving you so long again until next Xmas.
Your, damp,
CatMum.