Fungus!
OK, maybe that doesn't excite you.... but I love it.
In our ever-expanding gardening efforts, Most Beloved and I will take advantage of our cut oak limbs to breed evil ninja shiitake mushrooms. We have received the inoculated dowels with which we will impregnate the helpless logs and watch with maniacal glee as the shiitake spring forth. Then -- we will cruelly devour the evil ninja shiitake clones which we have bred.**
Mwuhahahah.
Mind you, this process takes something around a year. That's a lot of gloating time.
**Look, sorry about the villainy here. I couldn't get past the word inoculated. It's such a sinister word. I got carried away, and then I fell in love with "evil ninja shiitake mushrooms". What's a girl to do?
In our ever-expanding gardening efforts, Most Beloved and I will take advantage of our cut oak limbs to breed evil ninja shiitake mushrooms. We have received the inoculated dowels with which we will impregnate the helpless logs and watch with maniacal glee as the shiitake spring forth. Then -- we will cruelly devour the evil ninja shiitake clones which we have bred.**
Mwuhahahah.
Mind you, this process takes something around a year. That's a lot of gloating time.
**Look, sorry about the villainy here. I couldn't get past the word inoculated. It's such a sinister word. I got carried away, and then I fell in love with "evil ninja shiitake mushrooms". What's a girl to do?