Person:    It's like you don't love me anymore *SOB*

Me:           NO! it's not that it's that I was trying to be conservative with your phone bill, that's all relax

Person:   I can't relax when my whole world is crumbleing

Me:           Your world is crumbling because you think I don't love you anymore?

Person:   it's the cheap phone bill it's a ( Read more... )