Smart one!
So as I was walking to the bathroom, in the dark, I walk straight into the edge of an open door! Ow! Forehead to foot slam into the side of the door simultaneously.
So naturally, I do something clever, like sit down and groan for a bit, right? Wrong!
Instead, I finish my business, wipe the splinters off of my face and take a big, sauntering step down the stairs...
... to discover my knee no longer bends and crumple over under the pressure of my own weight.
Winner.
>_
So naturally, I do something clever, like sit down and groan for a bit, right? Wrong!
Instead, I finish my business, wipe the splinters off of my face and take a big, sauntering step down the stairs...
... to discover my knee no longer bends and crumple over under the pressure of my own weight.
Winner.
>_