Hey TJ...

Mar 24, 2004 20:59

Something must be adressed. I was bored the other night, and was reading some live journals, laughing at some emo bullshit. I checked "I dig gardening"'s (wow, great pun), and I was appalled. TJ usually has some horrible stuff to say, but this stuff just crossed the line.The following is the offending items ( Read more... )

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alex_hottley March 25 2004, 01:26:59 UTC
Stewart produced this trademark rant of his. TJ actually let it through, but will probably delete it, so I will post it here:

"Well oh my, dear TJ, YOU ARE SO SMART. Look at you, telling all those unhealthy teenagers to get out of your life cause you are smart and eat right. You sound like one of those kickboxing commericals for anti herpes cream. Way to go using a livejournal to spread your vast knowledge. Tj says "Known fact guys, I AM TEH SMART". I know your gonna "screen" this cause im really "dumb" and "immature". Dont throw me into your fucking statistics either asshole. I eat healthy. Hmmmm lets see ive taken my lunch to school since I have gone to school. Never eaten white bread. TJ did you know that anything hydrogenated is a carsinogen. WOW IM UNHELATHEY. My mom wont allow video games in the house and I run and skateboard every day. "But you are using bad grammar and you are stupid," TJ says. Its the internet, this is a LIFEjournal, I have no respect for LIFE journal, cause thats what they are. You are doing a lot of good!
1. Most of the people who frequent this dumbass waste of time, are people who are "enlightened" or "vegan", veganism is just like straight edge, a fucking trend.
2. Your music sucks, everyone complements you about how good your music is. It sucks. Die.
3. Your gonna come up with some "witty" retort most likely.
4. Napalm Death is a good band, you should try them out, if the Outkast song ends.
5. TJ have you ever realized that are people who dislike you because you think you are so fucking enlightened.
Response from TJ "You are swearing because you cant think of anything better, you are probably some jock or popular kid!" HEY HEY asshole. I like to swear, cause I cannot bear, using the F word. Shit son but a fucking Mario beat to that and you have a INTERHIT. YAY!
6. Dont you have anything better to do than spend this time on the LifeJournal. Response from TJ "Obviously you dont have anything better to do that cruise peoples "LJs" (hip enough acronymn TJ) and bash what they like. Ha maybe not, I just got back from skating, im tired, who gives a care.
7. You shit is so tired man. Translation, its getting old. Blah blah im so smart cause I dont eat meat (meat is so fucking unhealthy). You listen to the blood brothers, how can you be smart. I love the whole this is my beliefs argument. Yea ever thought peoples beliefs would be eating meat. TJ response " Well eating meat is a generally accepted thing, so im going against the grain!" WOOO YAAAA YAYAYAYAYY FOR TJAAAYYYYY. Way to go man. Against the grain you go, look im an asshole.
8. Common misconception "Stewart believes in any form of deity and is a republican conservative" Please go fuck yourself kids. Anyone who believes in "God" is fucking scared to die. WHAT I DONT GO ANYWHERE AFTER I DIE! Whoa what a concept, humans have no purpose except to enjoy life. Ponder this, Jesus was insane. "OH BULLSHIT there were absolutely no crazy people back then" walking into the desert for 40 days, really way to prove your sanity. TJ response "you are an unhealthy person who likes to attack peoples beliefs" Which brings me to number 9.
9. Kill all the humans because they are ruining the earth. Hmmm well if it werent for humans this whole militant vegan and save the whales stuff. Im doing my part to melt the polar ice caps and enjoying it, thoroughly. you are smart.
10. Poway sucks and TJ is not a god. Well what must contribute to TJs trife teenage bullshit is all these kids who think hes so smart. I like some vegans, they are cool people. I shop at Trader Joes, wheres the Trader Joes in Poway, huh? But some people at Poway high who will remain anonymous, believe TJ is some sort of god. Please, your living in a dream world. TJ as a god would induce a urge in every human to commit suicide. Skeet skeet, oh skeet skeet."

Skeet skeet indeed, good sir.

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