In our1 world...

Miriam: "Yosef!2 Yosef!" *is crying*
Yosef: "What's the matter, honey?"
Miriam: "I got raped by Roman soldiers, and now I'm pregnant!"
Yosef: "Oh shit. Well... we can't abort, it's against the law. We'll just... we'll just say God did it, and call it a miracle."

In another world...

Miriam: "Yosef!2 Yosef!" *is crying ( Read more... )

Q. What do a policeman getting off an airplane and a disease have in common?

A. Swine flew!

A joke:

Dear God,

Please kill all the stupid people in the world. Thank you.

Sincerely,
Mindy Sue.

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Dear Mindy Sue,

I'm sorry, but if I killed all the stupid people in the world, there'd be none of you left. Besides, your species is the cause of much amusement. My husband and I would miss y'all too much.

Sincerely,
God