He doesn’t get to have any breakfast the next morning, but when they leave for the hospital, Wilson packs along a container of pancakes and a little jar full of syrup. He packs his lion, rubber duck, and a bottle of Vicodin. He supposes that once he’s old again he won’t want Lion and Duck, but right now he does.

“We can come home to have breakfast ( Read more... )

House's last PLOT-ified night.

Apart from the grocery store trip, they spend most of the day quietly at home. House plays with his marble run and race car track, and then enlists Wilson in a gamed of Dinosaur Soccer, using a marble for the ball. Wilson plays the herbivores. He’s fairly sure that House’s favorite part of the game is the riot that ( Read more... )

A/N:  This is quite a short update.  I'd wait until I have more written, but it's been simply ages since I last posted, and I'm sure there are people who are dying for a fix.  I hope to have another update ready for you tomorrow.

By the time Chase knocks on the door to Cameron’s apartment, it’s after ten. He hopes he isn’t keeping her from anything ( Read more... )

A/N:  So, a day late!  I ended up going to be early last night instead of writing.  And the old-school Potteric is on my laptop, which I don't want to even turn on right now because it's 95 degrees out and the laptop throws off a lot of heat.  But I'll post 'em soon!  In the meantime, here's the latest P.L.O.T.

House is having trouble keeping ( Read more... )

A/N:  You guys almost didn't get this chapter today--when I was almost finished, my laptop decided to shut itself down.  (Hopefully a one-time occurence--if I have to send it in for repair again, when I've only had it back a month, I'm going to be pissed.)  And I'm terrible about saving my work as I go along, so I could have lost the whole chapter ( Read more... )

House stays in the bathroom with his duck while Wilson calls the park people. It isn’t fair. He bets the duck will be happier being his pet than living in the park. Steve was a wild animal before, and he’s a perfectly good pet. And he could take Duck on walks to the park to visit the other ducks.

Now Duck is pecking at his reflection on the faucet ( Read more... )

P.L.O.T. is back!  Experimental procedure, blah blah blah, House is a wee tiny kiddie.  It's now Friday of the second week of House's transformation--he has the weekend left to go, and then he will be transforming back to normal.  In this chapter:  House and Wilson go to the park and feed the ducks.

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“Ducks today,” House announces, poking him in the ( Read more... )

A short P.L.O.T. update, for your reading enjoyment.

Fortunately, House seems to have forgotten that he’s angry with Wilson. Maybe it was his altercation with Foreman, or just the passage of time, but he’s restored to sunny good cheer.

While Wilson fixes up Foreman’s hand, House fills him in on everything he did with Chase. “We worked on the map-- ( Read more... )

Wilson is making lunch for House--grilled cheese sandwiches and cream of tomato soup--when the phone rings.

“Hi, Doctor Wilson, I’m sorry to bother you at home.” It’s Dr. Gilbert, from his department.

“Who is it?” House asks.

“Work,” Wilson tells him. “Keep an eye on the sandwiches, okay?” He takes the phone into the other room. “It’s no trouble. ( Read more... )

 have finally started writing "House and the P.L.O.T. Device" again.  Funny with a little angst at the end.

If you want to re-read the last two chapters, go here.
To start from the beginning, go here.

For a breif reminder of what has happened previously, read this paragraph.  House has gone though the Potent Localized Ontogenetic Transformation ( Read more... )