All those crazy stories ... someone should compile a list.

1. (Public!) car vacuum: a good way to get arrested

2. Peanut butter

Jonas Armstrong: The only reason you could get injured by peanut butter is that if you went back to the hotel room on your own without a groupie and injured yourself wanking with it ...
Phil Jupitus: Yeah, but only ( Read more... )

Happy Persian new year ... it's now 1388. The Persian and Gregorian calendars are pretty similar--both solar based with a "leap" system, but it makes more sense in that it begins with spring instead of mid-winter ( Read more... )

I watch a couple of cooking communities here on LJ. Guess what gem showed up today? This discussion about the feasibility of semen cuisine is one the more entertaining things I've discovered lately ( Read more... )

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caused by the infidelity of a cheating spouse? The CheckMate 5 Minute Infidelity Test Kit is scientifically formulated to actually help monitor your spouse's sexual activity outside of the relationship by detecting semen stains that can be found in undergarments after sex and it can give you the "instant information" you need to deal with an ( Read more... )