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Hey guys,
Sorry for the drought, I'm having a major case of writers' block and I don't think it's going to get any better unless I start drinking (which will happen the day Paris Hilton gets an Academy Award).
Speaking of Paris Hilton, I wonder why she hasn't tried screwing a priest or a gay man, because she has screwed everyone else. Plus, I think the only reason that I would see "House of Wax" is just to see Paris get killed and waxed.
I saw the movie "Kicking and Screaming". Will Ferrell didn't have his "A" game, however Mike Ditka brought his "A++" game. He was unbelieveable. He should have ran for Senate (the Illinois seat) last year just because he would be the only Congressman to call Sen. Kennedy a "fat-ass drunk".
Speaking of the fat-ass drunk, he's speaking at WPI on in 5 days, for our President's inguartion and to receive the Presidental Medal of Honor. Tomatoing him was a very sexy reason to go to the ceremony, but I have better things to do.
What is up with the word "dude"? I thought that word when out of style like Backstreet Boys, but appearently it's making a comeback. This is why I hate my generation, we have no orginial trends, we just recycle past ones: "dude", rollerstakes, retro clothing, anti-war feelings, remake movies, high gas prices and worst of all...POPPING FUCKING COLLARS!!!
My favorite player in the NBA: Dwayne Wade. He's better than LeBron, Kobe, Vince, T-MAC and every other 2-guard in the league. The flash is a WARRIOR. Here's another thing I hate about my generation, they have no clue how to asset basketball players. For instance, I was saying how Shaq should have got the MVP to my idiot brother (zac) then he said "Naah, LeBron should. LeBron would kill Shaq in a one-on-one game." IT'S ALL ABOUT 1-ON-FUCKING-1. There a reason why Rucker Park all-stars are just Rucker Park all-star, because they don't know how to pass, shoot a jumper, and most of all PLAY DEFENSE. Basketball is a 5-on-5, and people like Dwayne Wade and Jason Kidd know that while Kobe and T-MAC don't. (There's a reason why T-MAC hasn't gotten past the 1st round yet.)
You heard it here first: JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS, 2005 AFC SOUTH CHAMPIONS!!! We're coming for you Peyton Manning!!!
Anyway, Claire broke it off with me a month ago, supposedly she was "too busy" for Tolly. However, I wasn't buying it and I was right because I've just found out that she's plan on moving in with some 23-year old chap, who she's only known for tops a month, within the next few months. Can't wait to see how that goes.
I've notice now, whenever I joke about something nowadays, I'm doing it in a Jerry Seinfeld-way. "You notice how..." this is what happens when you watch Seinfeld for 90 minutes 4 days a week. However, I will say, my social skills have sharpen a little bit since my addition started. Why? Because Seinfeld shows you what NOT to do in almost every single social situation possible.
Enough for now, if you have a topic that you want Tolly to write about, please leave a comment. If not, please leave a comment, because that how I know if people are actually paying attention to my journal.
---Tolly