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It would be cool to be the pastor of some diluted protestant sect, so my services during Holy Week could all be built around their corresponding Jesus Christ Superstar songs. In fact, they wouldn't be built around them. The services would all be 5 to 25 minutes long, constituted entirely by the relevant song(s) and a mandatory collection plate. Palm Sunday would be "Hosannah," Holy Wednesday would be "Damned For All Time/Blood Money," Maundy Thursday would be "The Last Supper," "Gethsemane (I Only Want To Say)," and the first half of "The Arrest." Good Friday is pretty busy with the second half of "The Arrest" through "Crucifixion" (complete with spooky laughter, haughty British Jesus, and gruesome sound effects). Easter Sunday would be "John Nineteen Forty-One," "Superstar" (Not its place in the musical, but a nice resolution), and "Heaven On Their Minds" (neither chronologically accurate nor particularly resolving, but it's my favorite song from it!!!).
Something obvious: this entry is useless to any conceivable reader. People familiar with Jesus Christ Superstar and Easter know which songs go with each event, people not familiar with the musical can get very little information from a list of its songs, and people not familiar with Easter are benighted hellspawn who I assume are caused physical pain by the righteousness of my words.
Something obvious: this entry is useless to any conceivable reader. People familiar with Jesus Christ Superstar and Easter know which songs go with each event, people not familiar with the musical can get very little information from a list of its songs, and people not familiar with Easter are benighted hellspawn who I assume are caused physical pain by the righteousness of my words.