[180] WHY SO WONDERFUL, FANDOM FRIENDS?
some days, i am the luckiest girl ever. here are two examples:
1) I RECEIVED A VUVUZELA IN THE MAIL FROM A MYSTERIOUS BENEFACTOR! it's red and white and gorgeous, and once i googled "how to blow a vuvuzela",1 I MADE MANY LOUD BZZING SOUNDS.
the present was accompanied by a typewritten note that reads:Dear Darth Vuvu
I am a friend. A mutual acquaintance tells me you need to be able to make loud noises. I therefore present you with this gift on the condition that you play it incessantly at a Jonas Brothers concert OR at a screening of Twilight. If you pass this task, you and your vuvuzela will be granted mystical powers.
Love from
Zela the Wise
OMG!!! first of all, THEY ADDRESSED ME AS "DARTH VUVU". secondly, THEY MENTIONED JB SHOWS AND TWILIGHT SCREENINGS. this combination means it has to be a fandom friend. however, i have discussed my vuvuzela love so damn often on so many different social media platforms that it's been quite difficult to narrow down the suspects! at this point, i've crossed off my 3p4k ladies, fellow cornbread coalition members, and 1/3 of m-cubed, so i'm thinking maybe it's fera_festiva? it seems like the kind of thing she would do..
i may be completely wrong though! SO WHOEVER YOU ARE, MY LOVELY BENEFACTOR, PLEASE IDENTIFY YOURSELF SO I MAY SHOWER YOU WITH MY GRATITUDE! ♥
2) annundriel filled my arthur/eames clothing!kink prompt on inception_kink with sharp dressed man.
the best part is how the fic focuses on the act of dressing up as opposed to undressing.2 i thought perhaps my bb perfumaniac had told her about how i have this HUGE thing for people putting ON clothes [buttoning shirts and tying ties and notching belts and lacing shoes and all the lovely attention to hands and fingers in the process], but apparently that wasn't the case. it was all coincidental, and what a lovely coincidence it was.
so go read it. and keep an ice bath ready b/c you're gonna need it when you're done.
UGH, I LOVE HOW BOTH MY CLOTHING!KINK PROMPTS WERE FILLED IN SUCH MARVELOUS WAYS. now if some wondrous nonnie would only pay attention to my kinks for guns and andryogynous men, mm..
/greedy
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1 yes, i had to google it b/c you don't just blow into it like you would with a typical noisemaker. instead, you have to purse your lips as if you were making a farting noise, which produces the vuvuzela's signature noise once the sound travels the length of the instrument.
2 remember how the one and only fic i've written in my life focuses on this activity? yea. this kink, i haz it bad.