fifteen - to the inmate, but public and inviting heckling.

[alcoholit]

OTTO

Comments

[truevulgarian]

1. [have a drawing of a potato with Bernard's floppy hair here]

2. I AM CRAFTING MY APOLOGY, DON'T BE A DICK.

3. The 'stache stays. Period. End of story. There will be no discussion about my mustache. You grow a mustache instead.

4. the French? Christ, you're killing me.

5. Should I bring little sandwiches to your ladies book club? Should I wear white gloves and sit with my ankles crossed while you sip tea?

6. No, really, I'm keeping the mustache. I'm not getting rid of it just because you have mustache envy.

7. You want me to go into your room? Really? Really? I mean, ok....

8. Don't call me stupid.

[alcoholit]

1) THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY CREATIVITY.

2) You have had FAR TOO LONG.

3) I like my not infected with the weird facial hair face as it is. WHO'S THE WARDEN HERE? thankee.

4) I'm cruel. Make sure to read the latest crazy porn edition, by the way.

5) That. Would make my YEAR. Do it.

6) Getting defensive much?

7) It's not like there's anything dangerous in there. It's not like there's anything you could steal. Just bring me WINE.

8) I said don't DO anything stupid, Shirley.

[truevulgarian]

Dear Bernie,

[alcoholit]

WHY.

Bismark! I never knew you had such wonderful taste in pornography.

Isn't she a sexy ol'spud?

Ruby is just laughing. I have a new laughing icon just for it.

[yousethimfree]

[emptyyourself]

Mansfield Park, Bernard.

I'm sure there's some rule about torturing your inmate.

[alcoholit]

Should I run it by the resident torturers to see if it keeps up with the standard?

I dunno. It's not as bad as Jeffery Archer.

[emptyyourself]

It's one of those all or nothing kind of things. Either give him good literature or waterboard him.

[alcoholit]

I think making him read literature at all is basically equivalent to waterboarding.

It's a damn sight less messy, too.