fifteen - to the inmate, but public and inviting heckling.

[alcoholit]

OTTO

Comments

[truevulgarian]

Dear Bernie,




Love Shirley

[alcoholit]

WHY.

Bismark! I never knew you had such wonderful taste in pornography.

Isn't she a sexy ol'spud?

[truevulgarian]

Aaaaaaall for you, buddy. Keep you warm during those lonely space nights.

[alcoholit]

Nah, nah, I'm more of a yam man. You keep those potatoes all to yourself, mate. I'm sure you need the company.

...unless you want to share?

No? Nah, I didn't think so either.

[truevulgarian]

Share or shave? We've been over this, I'm not shaving.

But sharing....you've seen the lady.

She's a hot potato. I'm sure she wouldn't mind being stuffed, if you know what I mean.

[alcoholit]

Shaving is compulsory if we're going to share.

Now, now, show a little more respect for our lady potato. She's been through some hardships, I'm sure. And I'm sure there's more to her than just that skin and those eyes.

[truevulgarian]

I'll think about it, but I think she's a spud that likes a mustached stud.

Gottcha, gottcha. There's more to her than meets the eyes. She is clearly a mature tuber and not some tatertot.

[alcoholit]

Nobody likes the moustaches, Otto. NOBODY.

Treat that 'tater with respect, will you? Or I'll come around with my shotgun and learn you some manners.

[truevulgarian]

People do!

Learn me some nanners? We're talking about potatoes, not bananas.

[alcoholit]

Only people WITH them.

Manners.

Talking of which. Apology. GO.

WAY TO SPOIL THE MOOD

[truevulgarian]