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alcoholit

fourteen - self-evaluate THIS!

Nov 11, 2009 12:49

((ooc: This would have been on Rube's post, but guess who exceeded the character limit. Besides, Bernard never intended to hand it in, just to fill it in with utter ridiculousness and post it publicly to take the piss. So enjoy. He's even attached a picture for everyone's amusement.))

( Bernard doesn't do 'self-evaluation' )

forms are the enemy, bernard thinks you're all hilarious, yes i'm a warden, taunting the inmate, my human plaything, full of ridiculous

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nomoreleftshoe November 11 2009, 22:40:18 UTC

So that's Manny?

alcoholit November 11 2009, 22:47:23 UTC

That is, indeed, the third bearded wonder of the World, yes. 'wonder' may, in many cases, be defined as 'annoying arsehole'.

(incidentally, the first two are Brian Blessed and Karl Marx)

nomoreleftshoe November 11 2009, 23:19:14 UTC

I wasn't even aware there were 'bearded wonders of the world.'

alcoholit November 11 2009, 23:57:32 UTC

Oh, yeah. There's a long list. I don't know how he made it that high up. Jesus only came in at number six.

nomoreleftshoe November 12 2009, 00:08:26 UTC

That's impressive. You gotta be proud, or something.

alcoholit November 12 2009, 00:45:03 UTC

I'd much rather he shaved it off. He looks like Fu Manchu.

nomoreleftshoe November 12 2009, 01:18:31 UTC

Woe is you.

alcoholit November 12 2009, 01:30:00 UTC

It's a terrible fate, having to look at THAT all day.

nomoreleftshoe November 12 2009, 02:14:54 UTC

Must be hard having a slave monkey with a beard.

alcoholit November 12 2009, 02:29:37 UTC

You just can't get the help these days.

nomoreleftshoe November 12 2009, 02:46:49 UTC

I'll be back after... some number of days, ready to make sandwiches again.

alcoholit November 12 2009, 02:47:37 UTC

Fine with me. I can kick my inmate into being sandwich monkey.

nomoreleftshoe November 12 2009, 03:00:21 UTC

The one that stabbed you?

alcoholit November 12 2009, 03:01:12 UTC

That's the guy.

nomoreleftshoe November 12 2009, 16:28:51 UTC

Asking him for help seems like a bad idea.

Maybe it's just me.

alcoholit November 12 2009, 16:37:26 UTC

Yeah, but I've got to deal with him one way or another. Apparently, avoiding him is not. an. option.

So, making him do all the shit I don't want to seems like a decent plan.

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