S-M-A-T

[alchemy]

Setting: Walking from Dave's parked car to our apartment. Enter male and two females, all seriously intoxicated. All pass by without noticing Our Heroes.

Male: "Yeah, you fucking bitches yo! Fucking motherfuck cock shit ass!"
Females: (Embarrassed giggle)
Me: "Classy."
Dave: "Get that man a monocle!"

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