Huh?

[alchemic_weapon]

-wakes up positioned in the middle of a Grand Arcana array surrounded by people in black hooded robes-

Oh my god... I got myself into a cult while I was passed out O.O

-sparks a fire on one of the robed men and runs for the door-

Jesus Christ, how do I get myself into these things -sweat-

I want my soda~!