Spam of the religious variety/this is why I hate walking the dog.

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This basically explains my views on religion in a much more simplified manner. Also it's adorable and should be shown to everyone.

I think most of almost any given religion is just a human construct making excuses for what they want to be true, because if humans try to control other humans, that's oppression and slavery, but if GOD is trying to control humans that's a different story. Men want to be superior to women, Adam and Eve: "Man is made in God's image, Woman is made from Man". A man must have many children in order to be successful - the story of Abraham. Etc. This is why I refuse to identify as a Christian, because I sort of think Jesus is the ultimate Mary Sue. Has anyone Mary Sue Litmus Tested Jesus? Hmm, new goal for the day. But in all seriousness, I view Jesus as a human because he was born in a human way. I refuse to worship any singular human other than Misha Collins; it gives them too much power and control. See every king ever, a couple of presidents, and the heads of households in countries under a patriarchal system.

Thoughts?

In other news: ELEPHANT KISSES!

In even further news, I saw this and immediately thought "LOL AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY ON A LAZY DAY" until I realized that Aziraphale wouldn't be caught dead in a hoodie (even though that pattern would probably be to his taste). IDK, maybe this is one of their older kids taking the baby out for a walk? Oh god someone write me that fic.