the lord told noah to build an ark

[alataye]

I'm having one of those days where I'm cranky and irritated and generally discontent with humanity, especially soaking wet humanity wielding oversized, pointy umbrellas on New York City sidewalks in the midst of the Great Deluge.

I had to go out and run an errand earlier. PERFECT timing. By the time I got home I was cartoon-character-drenched, the

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[anonymous]

Did you also see me spit a half a masticated orange slice onto my keyboard? Because I did that too. But now, on to bigger things. Any sane, rational, not "unpolite" person would have recognized that you needed to gain access to the door she was so rudely blocking, and would have moved to the side without needing to be asked. By the time that you were gradually inching her out of the way, her inability to infer (and let's get serious- there's not a lot of inferring necessary) that you needed to walk through that door is concerning to a level that bypasses "perhaps this person is a social deviant," and goes straight to "be glad you don't live next door to this person, because she probably buries the bodies of her victims under her back porch." Just sayin'. Although, in light of that fact, it may be in your best interest to simply say "excuse me," rather than to risk the chance that you will eventually become a permanent resident of the "Under the Porch" community- rent free, of course. Now, I need to find keyboard cleaner...I'm all skeeved out.